K Briaan

Teacher.
DevOps
Backend Software developer intern at Credit Bank
Languages: JavaScript, Python,Node js

Frameworks: React js & Django

Mobile: Flutter

[kipruto @KiprutToo]

Didmus Barasa naye anakuanga moto ama ni dawa alipea waluyha , alisema “Kama mnakuja kunipiga,basi nitaacha microphone niende nyumbani, ” alafu akatoka na watu wote 😭

[Goddie @Goddie_Ke]

I still can't believe walinikujia a whole station, DCI 8 wote, armed with guns, juu ya tweet😅Neighbours walikua wanafikiria nimeua watu buana. Aoko was right,the unit has been reduced to settle scores

[𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 @254_icon]

Anybody who lives in Nairobi is seen as rich by his relatives and friends from the village. Sasa ukienda huko, you have to live up to those standards ata kama huwa unateseka Nairobi

[KABUGO @Kabugo_]

Urban poverty wears deodorant. Rural wealth smells like cows. Funny how noses keep confusing the two.

[Cinderella Man @Osi_Suave]

Stingyness is a trauma response to being raised in poverty.

[Kinara💲♻️ @kinara_69]

Financial struggles have turned me into a bad son, a bad boyfriend, a bad brother and a bad friend.

[Levi$🧠 @ItsLeecapalot]

mfs wenye walikuwa wanajua kuset hii walikuwa wanajiona IT experts 😂😂🫷

[Verbal Assassin ✍🏽 @ulovewendy]

So many of y’all on here!

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Me buying data even when I'm broke made me understand why drug addicts always have money for drugs.

[Kodak @its_pabloh9]

Marrying a strict woman so you can be the fun dad>> "Ngoja mama yenu awapate hapo".

[The 48 Laws of Power @48LawsofPowerr]

Crush your enemy totally.

[Hunter ♐ @eleven_KE]

27, no baby mama, no STI, no echaivi and no criminal record.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

One sided beef is mental illness. Some of you have problems with people who are not even thinking about you. You need help.

[KABUGO @Kabugo_]

The loudest person trying to shrink you is usually the quietest about their own pain. Humbling others is grief in disguise.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

No one will tell you this, but Quickmart is the most expensive supermarket in Kenya, while Carrefour is the cheapest among the major supermarket chains. Ironically, many Kenyans avoid Carrefour bcoz they assume it is expensive coz most of its stores are located in shopping malls.

[Troy @New_air_bender]

Wacha wenye wanataka kuchoma shule wachome. Tuko nyuma sana kwa syllabus

[KABUGO @Kabugo_]

The problem with office gangs? They mistake exclusion for strength. Meanwhile the quiet employee is learning skills none of them can replace. The quiet guy has side hustles and a network beyond the workplace.

[KABUGO @Kabugo_]

A toxic clique's first product is always rumours. their second product is always scapegoats. DON'T join toxic cliques at your workplace. Focus on your growth and staying professional.

[KABUGO @Kabugo_]

Nothing humbles a manipulator faster than a calm person who no longer fears losing them.