Sleepy Mermaid

''...The powerful play goes on and you may contribute a verse.'' Walt Whitman

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@MobileALTraffic 3 car collision i65 north bound between the government st and airport blvd exits

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#CountdownEntry

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@marlbroke Going to work

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I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

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@hankgreen Orin will be so pleased

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If y’all see me dancing in the car I’m gonna need you to mind ya business because I can’t not dance to Bee Gees #sorrynotsorry

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@noahfinnadams One of the highest teen pregnancy rates /fin

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@noahfinnadams The strictly biological side. Our teacher thankful taught our class about STIs and how to prevent them even though she wasn’t supposedly to. And people wonder why my state has the highest level of newly positive HIV status, the highest rates of syphilis and gonorrhea, and /2

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@Apple I want to be able to tag/mention specific people I’m in a group chat with. Can we make that happen? #TIA

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@MarcusCVance would middle name me they didn’t say “Alexandra (Middle Name” they said “Alex (Middle Name)”. Like come on. Also had to redo all my paperwork for school once because despite telling them my name and that I am female they registered me as Alexander (2, Fin)

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@MarcusCVance Same. I always start out as Alexandra. That’s the way I am introduced but eventually over time people (usually teachers and colleagues) just decide to call me “Alex” or refer to me as “Alexandria”. Even my parents, the people who chose my name, when I was in trouble and they (1)

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@hankgreen I said yes because I’m hoping speaking it into existence will make it true

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Clearly my 7th grade emo self is running the music today. Not mad about it, kinda nice actually.

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@hankgreen I’m so confused. What the hell happened??

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@aaronnn_17 A feeling I have, every day

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@ZachSangShow Depend on how haunted were talking. Like mildly annoying and occasionally moves my keys? Sure. Actively throwing the sharpest things in the kitchen at me? Nah.