Mwangangi

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[arrryyyy 🐐 @dube1286]

Oh kumbe iko in banange dollars. That's estimately 950 kenyatta shillings

[Scot David @Scot_david80]

“Overthrowing the government is
only illegal if you fail”.

[shaden @soldelamananaa]

After 11 years

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

I TOLD Y'ALL 😭😭😭😭

[Matt Fernandez @FattMernandez]

Normalize teaching kids they're only special to their parents.

[Dr. Riziki🌜👩🏽‍⚕️🧘🏽‍♀️ @_mpekethu_]

So yesterday I discovered SHA only covers removal of cancerous growths when they’re past 3.5cm.
Anyone in medicine knows that by that time, the malignancy is probably already metastatic.
You look at policies and you can tell they’re weren’t made with people in mind but profits

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

I have said it again if you have not decided whether it’s one term or not,Ministry of Health should be the number one reason why this regime has to go home. It has been the easiest ministry to embezzle funds smoothly,yet it should be the most scared.

[COmbeta @OmbetaC]

It has been channelled..... wezi tupu hiyo ministry

[𝐑🌭 @BenDoakEra]

the comments

[𝕰𝖑_𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖍 @belikenathaniel]

God forgives prostitutes, but when it was time to decide a mother for his son, He picked a virgin. Be like God.

[Pulse Nigeria @PulseNigeria247]

Man spotted fixing moving bus with passengers inside in Lagos. 😳

[FC Kibe @Kibet_Goat]

"Wewe utangojea kwanza mwili mpya Chivayo alimaliza material"

[Gabu👤🕷️ @callmegitonga]

Mungu sikusema adui nilesema Audi.

[yuroshima__ @Blablabla58288]

Unaamkia locals kanjo wanawabeba wote. I should have just gone to class😭

[Reg 🇧🇳 🇧🇦 @F10baller]

My bro’s wife and the gay guy I hired to cry at his funeral

[El Mbuzi @Otochisaac]

The bulb on your name is used to round off your tweets into bright ideas since your brain doesn't have a stable national Grid.

[Jimmy WeebShooter🍎🌸🧟‍♀️🔮🐱(🪻⚡️) 🍳 @GunweebJimmy]

………

[Calebo @CalebGirango]

@n_mathaba We also don't rate our president

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

😭 Uyo amevaa striped top ya black and white amepea makarao wawili fly kick from the back na aka hepa. Buana it’s a movie.
#RejectFinanceBill2024

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

South Africans when you ask them to spell condom during spelling bee