Daniel Kempe

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
—Oscar Levant

[Daniel Kempe @Its_brah_dan]

It's so expensive to be alive

[Daniel Kempe @Its_brah_dan]

I bet the worst part of being a bike cop is having to bring criminals to the station on your pegs

[Daniel Kempe @Its_brah_dan]

All you need to be a successful English major is know how to use the word "juxtapose"

[Daniel Kempe @Its_brah_dan]

When i say "I'm not doing anything today" don't suggest things to do because it means I've specifically put aside time to doing nothing

[Daniel Kempe @Its_brah_dan]

This is for @Emm003 , 2 of the best looking men in jozi !

[Daniel Kempe @Its_brah_dan]

I experience on average about 30 awkward moments every time I walk through a shopping centre

[Daniel Kempe @Its_brah_dan]

That moment when u make a joke that every1 laughs at and u don't know weather to laugh with them or keep a straight face like "ye I'm funny"

[Daniel Kempe @Its_brah_dan]

No1 has less job security than a leading actor on game of thrones

[Daniel Kempe @Its_brah_dan]

Why does every become so deep on twitter, like gurus on love and life!

[Daniel Kempe @Its_brah_dan]

I asked Kanye West if he’d seen Inception & he opened the locket around his neck revealing a photo of me asking him if he’d seen Inception.

[Daniel Kempe @Its_brah_dan]

Man should not be judged by the color of his skin, but rather by the first song that comes on his iPod when you put it on shuffle.

[matthew kempe @matkempe]

Got far to many tv series to keep track of.

[Daniel Kempe @Its_brah_dan]

I dont mind you texting during a movie as long as you dont mind me creeping in your bedroom at 3am & doing Gangnam Style w a pack of hyenas.

[Patrick @patrickmarkryan]

I can do all things through Kanye West who strengthens me

[Daniel Kempe @Its_brah_dan]

The first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must have been like YOOO!

[Daniel Kempe @Its_brah_dan]

This new toothpaste got my teeth so white that now they won’t stop talking about Kindles & insist on shopping at Woolworths

[Chris @the_chris6]

Sushi buffet with @blane_96 @Its_brah_dan @TheRy_Stevens @slademitrovich too great

[Daniel Kempe @Its_brah_dan]

“@the_chris6: Don't DIG history @Its_brah_dan” if only we were born a thousand years ago we wouldn't have to learn it

[Patrick @patrickmarkryan]

Hi guys I'm your Crossfit instructor. First things first, everyone take out your phones and check-in at the gym on Facebook

[Daniel Kempe @Its_brah_dan]

I must confess I'm a very bias tea-maker,, I treat my cup way better than the cups of other people I'm making for