lucy

just trying to live long enough to eat my next pizza

[lucy @ItsaGingThing]

"So Lucy, is that short for.....Lucille?"
"No"
"...........Lucifer?"

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

My two year old nephew just absolutely roasted my ass. Got on a FaceTime with him and he showed me his trains and then he asked “where are yours?” and I had to admit that I own zero trains. Fucking humiliating.

[mount bellyache @mountbellyache]

we're living in increasingly unfergalicious times

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

I got my sticker

[Emily Bernstein @emilybern]

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[Vicky⁹¹ ◟̽◞̽ @louis91xwalls]

literally all of us

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

I’m not Jeff fuckin Besos, Beth

[Twonks @twonkscomics]

why neck hurt

[Fr. Andrew Younan @younan3000]

It is both important and required by law for you to give money to various insurance companies, so that they can deny you service when it is needed.

[ms pippershnippetz @lolumOKUR]

one good sandwich can change the trajectory of your entire life

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Nobody

Jesse McCartney in 2004:

[Jenna Anderson @heyitsjennalynn]

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