Emily Bernstein

@realoverheardla / words in @the_belladonnas @pointsincase / podcast / same name on bluesky

[Emily Bernstein @emilybern]

Elmo is the most relatable muppet because he's also on Wellbutrin

[Elmo @elmo]

April Showers ✅ Elmo is ready for May Flowers! Yeah baby!

[New York Post @nypost]

Demi Moore’s toned arms take center stage on Cannes Film Festival 2026 red carpet https://t.co/a95B7Zb0J9

[Emily Bernstein @emilybern]

covid 2virus 2furious

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are you in love or are you just in a walkable city with public transit

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how it feels to work from home

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@theeangelflores wow twitters fun

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influencers at coachella should have to wear NASCAR suits with all of their sponsors

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@thrluv embarassing flex but ok

[Tommy Stella @tommy_stella]

It’s kind of insane that we’re all lucky enough to live on this insignificant blue ball floating in an endless void that can somehow keep us alive indefinitely and yet a huge chunk of people want to ruin it forever in the name of an economic concept that we made up ourselves

[Emily Bernstein @emilybern]

Me leaving the group hang when someone starts explaining a board game

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Lorem Ipsum would be a beautiful name for a girl

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@thrluv Tacky

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when I hear my cat throwing up in the other room:

[Emily Bernstein @emilybern]

Why stop at groundhog day? We should predict everything with rodents. Put a gerbil in charge of the stock market

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I still don’t know who jelly roll is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask
#grammys

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Just found out that therapists have their own therapists which implies the existence of a final boss therapist

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Fage gap relationship (she likes chobani)

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Sean Penn looks like he was cooked in the same air fryer as RFK jr
#goldenglobes

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@tru_fru shooting my shot <3

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