Parker Brasco 🇵🇸

If Paul Rudd had a son who looked like a fisherman, Peoples Choice Award 2023 Winner 🇵🇸

[Parker Brasco 🇵🇸 @ItsaMeParker]

The Original Party Worm

[Futurama Clips 🛸 @FuturamaNoContx]

made it to 16k, gang! Thank you all so much! Now LETS PARTY, DUDES!! WHIMMY WHAM WHAM WOZZLE!! 💛🛸🎉🎊

[Parker Brasco 🇵🇸 @ItsaMeParker]

@jakebrodes Nah man wait

[Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley]

I’m 62 years old, I live in Tampa, I eat corn and beef everyday, I always have a titleist hat on, and Iran is the biggest threat to my freedom

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Israeli settlers kill 19-year-old Palestinian-American, officials and witnesses say. https://t.co/Nog8KFOtIf

[Parker Brasco 🇵🇸 @ItsaMeParker]

I am filing a class action lawsuit Humanity v @ChipotleTweets

[Jesse Brenneman @Jesse_Brenneman]

“Surely you jest,” the man said.
“Infinitely,” I smirked.

[Ирис @missmewhenyougo]

Ultimately I have to be brave

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

every day i discover i am fraudulently living a life not meant for me

[Abubaker Abed @AbubakerAbedW]

No words. Complete failure of humanity.

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

The US is starving Cuba to death

https://t.co/Dqkpb3vSDz

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

Fucking idiotic to remake this. The original is perfect. One of the most horrifying pieces of entertainment I’ve ever watched. Sticks with you forever. There’s a billion shitty “hope after the apocalypse” movies. Did we need to cannibalize something so great to make yet another?

[Parker Brasco 🇵🇸 @ItsaMeParker]

@ByYourLogic Maybe the first remake that’s made me physically upset to hear about, original is truly one of a kind awful to see it get watered down

[Parker Brasco 🇵🇸 @ItsaMeParker]

This ruins my once positive view of the #scream7 franchise and I will no longer buy a ticket to go see the film

[Scream @ScreamMovies]

.@Kalshi, I am the one who determines the odds. #Scream7

These odds and market are not real. For entertainment purposes only.

[Parker Brasco 🇵🇸 @ItsaMeParker]

@elonmusk Elon didn’t beg to go to just any pedo island he begged to go to THE pedo island

[Parker Brasco 🇵🇸 @ItsaMeParker]

@elonmusk Get a sunburn on the island ever?

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

First they came for my neighbor and I was like damn that’s crazy. Then they came for me and I was like Ah shit shit shit shit fuck

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Retweet if you #StandWithWomen tonight.

[lia @tallsnail]

love trash day. love hearing that truck. humans getting stuff done. cooperation. logistics. municipal services. civilization.

[Parker Brasco 🇵🇸 @ItsaMeParker]

@MarvelRivals Support hero no way wow

[jos @josiahhughes]

the way people are “hooked” on “reels” — this is something “Fisher” warned us about

[Parker Brasco 🇵🇸 @ItsaMeParker]

@JDVance Your god will invent a new circle of hell for you