超Mario🥶

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

You should ask if you can get the runners-up medal in gold since you went unbeaten...

[Shady 🧊 @ShadyMikeGaming]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO Nahhh single player it is for me 💀

[TheEnzoLad (World Cup Era) @TheEnzoLad]

Here is an entire comp of Enzo putting balls on a plate

[• @yducknow]

Pretending I don't know the work drama so I can get the tea from both sides>>>>>>>>>>>

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"but i never asked u to do that for me"

[autist @litteralyme0]

The average lifespan is 77.
Middle age isn't 50,
it's 38.

[Elorm Daniel @elormkdaniel]

127.0.0.1 is the IP address known as localhost. It always points back to your own machine. No matter where you are in the world or what network you’re on, 127.0.0.1 means “this computer, right here.”

When developers test websites, APIs, or servers, they usually run them on 127.0.0.1 first. It’s a safe, isolated environment where nothing is exposed to the internet and nothing external can interfere. If it works on localhost, then you can think about letting others see it.

So the phrase “There is no place like 127.0.0.1” is a nerdy spin on “There’s no place like home.” For developers and engineers, localhost is home. It’s where things are predictable, controlled, and forgiving. You can break things, restart them, and try again without consequences.

[Dash @WATTBA10]

Male ego 😭

Gets woken up by a phone call

"You were asleep?" -Her

"No...." - me

"You know I know what u sound like when you're sleeping right?" - her

"I wasn't asleep" 😭

Why do we have issues admitting when we're asleep? I know I'm not the only one 😆

[seth @sethsetse]

“single in a room full of women and unemployed in a city full of jobs”

[kjngamer @kjngamer]

I'm broke? 🤣🤣

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at Absolute Joker in the ‘ABSOLUTE BATMAN’ comic series.

[ppnoona_☘️ @ppnoona_y0dg]

i randomly remember the time i got into a footy argument with an European in a comment section and the mf asked me if it was my turn to use the village computer

[midnightsage. @Odogwunwanyii]

I’m not a nurse but I spoke to a friend on Friday, he died on Saturday.
One would think we joked and laughed but we didn’t. We had this huge fight and I told him never to call me again.
His last words were; you’re acting like you’re not going to miss me, I know you’ll miss me.

[Fash Daddy! 🇪🇸🇦🇷🇳🇴 @thefashygram]

may God punish all unaffectionate women.

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

So you hate waffles?

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

just one mistake, and they will forget the 99 things you did for them.

[issues @dadyssues]

How I see her in a crowd

[✧ @cessonmute]

yeah sex is cool but have u ever been treated like a priority instead of just an option

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Arab perfumes have zero chill…the entire street knows you’ve arrived.