Archi

[Archi @Itshenrry]

Got sent this, remember what you have to do today

[APHoops @APH00PS]

The Houston Rockets own the first-round picks of two teams who are a combined 1-5 on the season.

Nets: 0-3
Suns: 1-2

If a similar result holds, the Rockets will have 5 lottery balls with a 40% chance at a top-3 pick and a 67% chance at a top-5 pick.

[Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart]

Astros and GM Dana Brown have mutually agreed to part ways, the team announced.

[Houston Rockets @HoustonRockets]

Not. Done. Yet.

#AllFire

[ESPN @espn]

HOUSTON IS HEADED TO THE DIVISIONAL ROUND❗

The Texans go into Pittsburgh and defeat the Steelers 30-6 😤

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

.@notthefakeSVP: "History says [road games are] not the path to make the Super Bowl."

@A_train2_: "History says Mike Tomlin doesn't lose on Monday Night Football." 🤫

[𝙏𝙈 ☆ KӨDΛK 💫 🇺🇸 🇲🇽 ☆ @HoodiKodak]

THE ROAD TO SUPERBOWL 60 BEGINS TODAY

[Tomorrow’s Retro @tomorrowsretro]

Steelers are on the clock… ⏰

#HTownMade
( 🎥: gerrittimmer_ TikTok)

[Archi @Itshenrry]

@fitz_keith

[Tom Nash @iamtomnash]

$PLTR revenue over the last 5 quarters

[Shay Boloor @StockSavvyShay]

$PLTR ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED THEIR EARNINGS

• Sales $1.18B vs Est. $1.09B
• EPS $0.21 vs Est. $0.17
• US Commercial: $397M -- up 121% YoY

Q4 Guidance
• Sales $1.33B vs Est. $1.18B
• Operating Profit $697M vs Est. $575M

FY25 Outlook
• Sales $4.42B vs Est. $4.16B
• Operating Profit $2.16B vs Est. $1.93B

[Cam @42Cyc]

Cam Skattebo became the most fun rookie RB in years and his season is over 💔

[SleeperAstros @SleeperAstros]

The Astros plan on activating Isaac Paredes tonight off the IL, per @Chandler_Rome

He’s back 😈

[amit @amitisinvesting]

$PLTR

PALANTIR HITS $1B IN REVENUE FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER IN Q2.

- $1B revenues, +48% YoY
- $733M US revenues, +68% YoY
- $553M government revenues, +49% YoY
- 849 customers, +43% YoY
- Raised guidance to $4.1B, +45% YoY
- 46% adj. operating margins, +24% YoY
- Closed 157 deals of at least $1M
- Rule of 40 of 94%
- $6B in cash

CEO Alex Karp's statement:

"Just tell the haters: read 'em and weep."

Speechless.

[Eliano A Younes @eliano]

Palantir has the best engineers, best leadership, best mission, best culture, best customers, best retail community, and best vibes.

The show goes on 🚀

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: The Minnesota Twins are trading shortstop Carlos Correa to the Houston Astros, sources tell ESPN.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Carlos Correa-to-Houston deal looked dead 24 hours ago. They revisited, bridged a significant financial gap and Houston, with Isaac Paredes out for the season, welcomes home Correa, who waived his no-trade clause to approve the deal. @brianmctaggart was on top of the news.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Houston Astros are acquiring outfielder Jesus Sanchez from the Miami Marlins, a source confirms to ESPN. @michaelschwab13 was on the news.

[Houston Rockets @HoustonRockets]

BANG 💥

[Archi @Itshenrry]

RT @NFL: Jaguars trading WR Christian Kirk to Texans. (via @TomPelissero)

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

Last night against the Thunder, Reed Sheppard of the @HoustonRockets became the first player in NBA history to record 25+ points, 5+ assists, 3+ made threes & 3+ stocks (steals + blocks) in his first career start.