MUSYOKI MAWEU

muombe mweene

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Mimi hakuna kitu nadai watu wa Bungoma saa hii. You showed up, you have done your bit. Sitawaangusha. Ahsanteni sana.

[Evan wa Memba @EvanoMemba]

IEBC REGISTERED VOTERS BY REGIONAL VOTING BLOCS (JULY 2026)

1. MOUNT KENYA
• Kiambu – 2,426,477
• Nakuru – 1,965,036
• Meru – 949,046
• Murang'a – 673,286
• Nyeri – 531,778
• Kirinyaga – 415,471
• Nyandarua – 383,706
• Embu – 360,078
• Laikipia – 291,633
• Tharaka-Nithi – 261,394

Total: 8,257,905

2. KALENJIN NATION
• Uasin Gishu – 575,048
• Kericho – 482,408
• Nandi – 461,262
• Bomet – 424,660
• Baringo – 319,865
• West Pokot – 261,080
• Elgeyo Marakwet – 244,164

Total: 2,768,487

3. MULEMBE NATION
• Kakamega – 948,567
• Bungoma – 738,640
• Busia – 460,812
• Trans Nzoia – 444,766
• Vihiga – 339,538

Total: 2,932,323

4. NAIROBI
• Nairobi City – 2,743,155

Total: 2,743,155

5. LUO NYANZA
• Kisumu – 658,086
• Homa Bay – 609,545
• Siaya – 582,165
• Migori – 519,116

Total: 2,368,912

6. COAST
• Mombasa – 707,526
• Kilifi – 661,141
• Kwale – 360,601
• Taita Taveta – 208,072
• Tana River – 161,002
• Lamu – 91,604

Total: 2,189,946

7. UKAMBANI
• Machakos – 784,702
• Kitui – 605,703
• Makueni – 529,993

Total: 1,920,398

8. PASTORALISTS
• Kajiado – 522,725
• Narok – 448,160
• Turkana – 298,336
• Marsabit – 191,343
• Samburu – 120,805
• Isiolo – 100,533

Total: 1,681,902

9. GUSII NATION
• Kisii – 710,585
• Nyamira – 350,502

Total: 1,061,087

10. NORTH EASTERN
• Mandera – 236,456
• Wajir – 230,640
• Garissa – 227,655

Total: 694,751

GRAND TOTAL OF THE ABOVE GROUPINGS: 24,618,866

Official IEBC National Registered Voters: 24,715,257
Difference: 96,391 voters.

Tuseme wantam or tutam?

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

Your body is the temple that a higher divine consciousness resides.
Feed the vessel healthy, organic, electric foods- you're what you eat.
Ground regularly,
Fast with intent,
Cleanse your mind,
Avoid sexual depravity,
It replenishes the soul.
Harness the spiritual energy for this divine period.

[Eric @amerix]

We have said this hundreds of times,

Once you have sex with a woman and she becomes pregnant,

• Accept responsibility,

• Do not force the woman to abort,

• If the woman elects to abort, leave her, dump her,

• Do not kill a woman just because she has refused to abort,

Abortion is a spiritual transgression, and no matter how long you hide it, it will haunt you for life.

Something else,

If you make your other woman pregnant, own it up. Don't fear your current woman.

Don't harm the other woman to please your current one.

However, if you know you are not ready for the consequences, then,

• Wear a condom

Or,

• Abstain

Are we angels?

NO.

Are we MEN?

Yes.

Men are rational and logical people who control their emotions and are aware that choices and actions have consequences.

CHANGE or PERISH.

[Eric @amerix]

The most dangerous, destructive, exploitative and abusive institution in Afrika is not the government. It is the church.

[Eric @amerix]

If you are planning to build a house in your rural village,

Do the following:

• Open a bank account. Call it "Project Development Account 2026."

• Write a plan. Use the Triple Constraint Theory in Project Management: BUDGET, TIME and SCOPE.

• Save 50% equivalent of your rent in the account, monthly for 15 months, eg, if your rent is 10,000, then, save 5,000 in that account every month.

• If you can't raise 50% equivalent of your rent to save, then you are living beyond your means. Look for a cheaper house.

• Get an architect and a draughtsman to design a house.

• Do research, consult, read about building and construction online. Travel beyond your comfort.

• Get a Quantity Surveyor to do feasibility and the cost of the project.

• At month 15, draw a budget and begin buying material for construction, eg Sand, Ballast, Stones and timber. Stick to the budget.

• At month 18, start building.

• Get a professional mason licensed by the National Construction Authority. Be present. Supervision by phone calls is disastrous.

• Be hands-on. Learn to do the masonry work alongside the mason. Mix the ballast. Lay the bricks. Be part of the team.

• Create a rapport and good relationship with a hardware. Let this hardware be the only place you will buy construction material.

• Don't live in government houses. Don't buy the so called "affordable houses."

Build your house, to your preference and taste.

Therefore, if you are intending to build, and you start planning today, then you should be building your house in 2026 March.

It is not far.

Start today.

Be patient.

Start.

#BetterTogether

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

Somebody told me Eastleigh has more pharmacies and chemists than apparel shops lately.
You people are becoming unhealthy.

[Rash ™ @Rashousmane]

Kuna hii drug watu hutumia inaitwa devils breath, you lose conscious and you do whatever they instruct you to do. Here is an example. RETWEET for awareness

[Papa Jay @papa_Jayuga]

@mkainerugaba How are Ugandans tolerating this

[Eric @amerix]

You don't need fluoride.

You need Vit D3, Vit K2, Proteins, Phosphorus, and Calcium.

Fluoride is not a nutritional necessity.

It calcifies the pineal gland.

It is an industrial toxic waste.

That is why the toothpaste warns you against swallowing it, and children below 2 years are prohibited from using it.

The mouth has a highly vascularized environment, any element in the mouth, is immediately absorbed.

Why would you use something you have been explicitly warned against swallowing?

Stay away from fluoride.

[Eric @amerix]

The image shared below is a 1930s advert for Listerine.

In 1879,

An English doctor, known as Dr Joseph Lister created an antiseptic known as LISTERINE.

It was used to clean wounds, cuts, and mouths, and as an antiseptic solution in surgical operations in the theatre.

In 1895 he sold it to Lambert Pharmaceutical Company which began marketing it as a mouthwash and toilet cleaner.

It has also been used as an after-shave solution.

Instead of buying mouthwash, use

- Clove, Oregano leaves and salt.

- Coconut oil

- Diluted Hydrogen Peroxide

These will leave your mouth so fresh.

Oregano leaves are plentiful on the farms as naturally existing weeds.

Don't buy mouthwash. Save that money.

#BetterTogether

[MUSYOKI MAWEU @Itsjeffmusyoki]

@FECA_Autocare @WMwaniki what's does it mean when it shows you (ps)and exclamation mark on the dashboard.

[Somoina Kapeen @SomoinaKapeen]

Keensight Wamefanya kazi safi sana!! Give them all Your monies! Fencing na Surveillance!

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

We are working with the ministry of Gender to make sure all motherboards have access to SHA.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

I have never been to kisii , mtu huanza kuskia kelele akiwa wapi ?

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

Ovacado imechange class sahii iko bei moja na apples

[MUSYOKI MAWEU @Itsjeffmusyoki]

@ambrooky__ weka order nikuletee ova.moja inatoka 100

[Ruth🐟 @TypeCs4]

Sasa badala ya kununua nguo moja 3k, si ununue bale ya 6k uchague zenye unataka alafu uuze hizo zingine, ahiiii.

[MUSYOKI MAWEU @Itsjeffmusyoki]

@TypeCs4 nmeishi kufikiria ivo,kumbe iko sawa,ati kiatu nabuy 4k si niongezee kama 8k nibuy bale ya viatu nichangue

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

signs your body is rejecting the person you’re with?