Steph and Jess

just two bestie poo’s

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If you’re going to drive a Tesla or a “cool” car, learn to park first

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Kim never seeing H2O doesn’t seem real

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The way Cade and Kimmy have kept me alive all week🙏

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Slay sis

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If you bring me a coffee, I’ll make you food

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@crysstlee STOPP😭😭

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I laughed a little too hard at this

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This job makes me want to stop saying “Good morning” to everyone. I hope people who don’t say it back have just an okayish morning.

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I need to go to Church tomorrow after this weekend-Elton

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Don’t lie, I know all you dudes wish you had a wine and charcuterie board night with the bros

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11:45-“Miss Jessica you look weird without makeup”
Such a humbling day today

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Things my kids said to me today:
7:45am- “You don’t look good”
8:30am-“why is your face so white like that” (I didn’t wear makeup today)
9:15am-“why are your eyes different sizes? The right is way bigger than the left”
11:30-“You have something on your forehead” (I have a pimple)

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I can’t believe I missed drinks on kimmy last night

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@thatjuanasian_ I can tell. My lattes have not been made with love lately

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@crysstlee Yourself

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@crysstlee LOL

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@kimrosseIIo Drinks on Kimmy!

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@kimrosseIIo My fault

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Whoever stole the Cuban sign I made, your mom’s a hoe