My Philly Friend is Fake!

Dallas, TX • Vodka Connoisseur • Sipper and Spiller of Tea • Bad Bitch • $itsmemarioe

[My Philly Friend is Fake! @ItsmeMarioE]

I’m constantly trying to make myself see ME the way the world sees me... which is a Bad Bitch.

[My Philly Friend is Fake! @ItsmeMarioE]

@iamkprice idk why you entertaining that man.

[My Philly Friend is Fake! @ItsmeMarioE]

Deep Thoughts: Do white people who are not closely associated with black people say “musty”? If not, what do they say, “He’s got Armpit smell?”

[My Philly Friend is Fake! @ItsmeMarioE]

@iamkprice Send em my way. I done this to 3 this week. One more incoming lol

[My Philly Friend is Fake! @ItsmeMarioE]

I don’t think my cleaning lady understands the clean nightstand towels or bottles of lube. She keeps putting them in the bathroom.

[7rq @gloccnim]

Unpopular opinion: the night before a day off is better than the actual day itself

[My Philly Friend is Fake! @ItsmeMarioE]

ATL uber ain’t it either. Never coming back.

[7rq @gloccnim]

Accidentally became important at work

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

The strawberries in your fridge 2 days after you buy them

[7rq @gloccnim]

WE MADE IT TO FRIDAY EVERYBODY!!!

[UI/UX @Ajayfizzy]

Me agreeing with people so they can just stop talking

[Jay P @itsmejjp]

I don’t understand how people are not into men…

They are 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

[My Philly Friend is Fake! @ItsmeMarioE]

I’m never ordering rideshare again. Why this one smell like piss… maybe it’s an ATL thing.

[My Philly Friend is Fake! @ItsmeMarioE]

Lyft is not for me! 😒

[My Philly Friend is Fake! @ItsmeMarioE]

They show Trump and all I can say is:
Fuck. Her.

[My Philly Friend is Fake! @ItsmeMarioE]

@itsmejjp To church?

[My Philly Friend is Fake! @ItsmeMarioE]

@iamkprice @itsmejjp I knew she’d be on a level 85 and I made the decision to stay in. She drank all day

[My Philly Friend is Fake! @ItsmeMarioE]

Someone buy my friend’s workout shorts. He’s trying to go on vacation.

[7rq @gloccnim]

We finally made it to Friday y'all…

[My Philly Friend is Fake! @ItsmeMarioE]

@iamkprice @Solodolo_12 Trade and Tim! 🤭

[My Philly Friend is Fake! @ItsmeMarioE]

@iamkprice @itsmejjp My man ain’t got papers today

[My Philly Friend is Fake! @ItsmeMarioE]

@iamkprice @itsmejjp