Life Hacks for 2023:
-If Bill Gates is involved, avoid it.
-If the news says it’s good for you, it’s not.
-If Klaus says you will be happy, you won’t.
-If the FDA says it’s safe, it’s probably not
-If you’re being silenced it’s because you’re sharing truth.
Levels of saying “I want to leave”:
1. Sitting on edge of sofa
2. Looking at watch
3. Saying “is that the time?”
4. Slapping thighs
5. Saying “right”
6. Placing mug near sink
7. Putting on coat
8. Saying “right” again
You’re staying for at least another hour at this point.
Happy birthday, (wherever you are out in the stars), to this beautiful bastard. You will always be missed. Thanks for the laughs and for making this planet all the more magical #RikMayall#HappyBirthday ❤️ 🎂 💔 Please Retweet to show that we haven’t forgotten him 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Someone just shouted “GOOD MORNING!” at me as they went by. Shocking. This type of social behaviour should only be tolerated in specific situations, such as hillwalking on New Year’s Day, not used willy-nilly while walking down the pavement on a random Monday. Very irresponsible.
Honest job application:
On the whole I’ll do a perfectly adequate job. I’m quiet but not in an odd way. I won’t cause any fuss. Good at hoping people are well in emails (won’t use too many exclamation marks). Generally a good egg.
I can’t believe #CelebsGoDating is over already. It has been the best series so far and have laughed so so much. Im going to miss seeing @TomReadWilson@PaulCBrunson@awilliamsonTV beautiful faces. Wishing you all a very Merry Christmas 🎄✨💖💫💖✨