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[ğÖÖğlÉýÈs @Itsnotmet]

Add Vacantistan to the list.

[𝑺𝒊𝒍𝒂𝒔 🔮🇳🇦 @silas_timoteus_]

Abegistan
Darkistan
Dirtystan

How are you guys coming up with these names for Nigeria 😭🇳🇬

[ğÖÖğlÉýÈs @Itsnotmet]

@Kibet_bull Even grok thinks so.

https://t.co/L1x4yDJIyY

[ğÖÖğlÉýÈs @Itsnotmet]

@Kibet_bull If he resigned and called an election today, same math would apply because we out here cannibalizing each other.
Two years isn’t long, his best bet is we all cannot agree and get behind just one candidate.

[ğÖÖğlÉýÈs @Itsnotmet]

Mc Iron Lady.

[Yvette🌻 @yvettecreates_]

@TheOtherDelo_ Usiseme hata asante

[ğÖÖğlÉýÈs @Itsnotmet]

@OlePundit @alexmwanzo About 10 yrs ago, a few years after my Uncle's passing, my Aunt did exactly this.
Sold such a house, rented a nice 2bd apt, now she spends her afternoon's with 2 of her neighbours kids that she picks up from the bus stop, she's the happiest shosh I know.

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

One of the biggest scams of the 2010-2015 era was that Actuarial Science was the next big thing & it was the most marketable course. We had people coming to school to tell us actuaries were earning 1m per month and refusing jobs za 800k left right and centre.

[Headstrong Historian @ChaoTayiana]

Last year, I embarked on a profound journey throughout Kenya to document the persistent echoes of colonialism.

It was raw, it was heartbreaking, it was extremely sobering - https://t.co/U8DgMggv2v

[Mwango Capital @MwangoCapital]

The latest Finance Bill proposes several key changes to Kenya's tax laws.

Here is a thread of a few things we picked:🧵

[Corrections welcome]

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

SATURDAY STANDARD has the list of all the MPs who voted to save Agriculture CS Mithika Linturi.

All Rift Valley MPs voted to impeach him except the following SIX:

1. Baringo South - Charles Kamuren
2. Nandi Hills - Bernard Kitur
3. Molo - Kuria Kimani
4. Njoro - Charity Kathambi
5. Sigor - Peter Lochakapong
6. Tinderet - Julius Melly

The following are the Mt Kenya MPs who voted to save him.

1. Runyenjes - Eric Muchangi
2. Ruiru - Simon Kingara
3. Othaya - Wambugu Wainaina
4. Imenti North - Rahim Dawood
5. Maara - Kareke Mbiuki
6. Limuru - John Kiragu
7. Laikipia West - Wachira Karani
8. Kirinyaga County - Njeri Maina
9. Kikuyu - Kimani Ichungwah
10. Kangema - Peter Kihungi
11. Igembe South - Paul Mwirigi
12. Igembe North - Julius Taitamu
13. Imenti Central - Moses Kirima
14. Buuri - Rindikiri Mugambi

The eleven member Select Committee formed by parliament to investigate him comprises of:

1. Marsabit Woman Rep - Canon Naomi Jillo Waqo (Chairperson)
2. Kathiani - Robert Mbui
3. Kitui West - Rachel Nyamai
4. Ainabkoi - Samuel Chepkonga
5. Tharaka - George Murungara
6. Ruaraka - T.J. Kajwang
7. Malava - Malulu Injendi
8. Kirinyaga Woman Rep - Jane Maina
9. Matuga - Kassim Tandaza
10. Busia Woman Rep - Catherine Omanyo
11. Wajir West - Yusuf Farah.

Only Njeri Maina is on record to have voted to save him on Thursday. The committee reports back to the House in 10 days' time.

For Mithika Linturi every game is now like a final.

[ğÖÖğlÉýÈs @Itsnotmet]

@InternetH0F Trying to prevent this.

[ğÖÖğlÉýÈs @Itsnotmet]

@schizesq This is who @BetterCallSaul calls.

[Kylie @KylieHopkinsX]

Powerful illustrations with deeper meanings.

Check Thread 👇

[Prasad @theprasad_]

I simplified my 4 years of marketing lessons into minimalistic visuals.

1. We pay for logos, not for products.

[Omar Shahabudin McDoom @omarmcdoom]

As a genocide scholar, I have tried to understand the arguments I have read for why Israel’s conduct in Gaza does not constitute genocide. I struggle. The counter-arguments are not difficult. Here are 8 arguments I've heard and what I think in response. 1/n

[Kenya West @KinyanBoy]

Old money: Students flying in to the Opening day at the St. Andrews School, Turi in Molo, Nakuru County.

[b @biancavivion]

I call it the Macbeth Syndrome, that you can’t peacefully enjoy the privilege of your own position because you consciously and unconsciously know the violence it took to exact it. You are always haunted by the possibility that what you’ve done to others will be done to you.

[Dr. Anderson N. Maina, PhD @Maina_Poultry]

Young Kenyans who wish to do animal and plant agriculture as a source of income, here are possible resources for you, and I can guarantee the officers in these facilities will be of help:
1. For fish rearing, processing, and value addition, including selecting quality feeds and fingerings, talk to Kenya Marine and Fisheries Research Institute @KmfriResearch https://t.co/WQFTxRdiqB. They have stations in Sagana, Naivasha, Mombasa and other stations serving the country.
2. For goat and bovine semen, that is well acclimatized for Kenya. Talk to @KAGRC_KE https://t.co/PKRwbvbrqN. By the way, not all import semen is for breeds that make sense in Kenya. There is no point in importing a pure Holstein to a tropical environment that is low on feed resources and high disease incidence (story for another day).
3. For rabbits, all breeds: Hybrid rabbits include New Zealand White, California White, and Flemish Giant and their crosses. talk to the National Rabbits Breeding Centre Ngong FTC and Veterinary Farm are under the Livestock Department, and you can call them at [phone].
4. For beef and dairy cattle, indigenous and improved poultry, beekeeping and new tech talk to KALRO @kalromkulima https://t.co/VaKvcUNCsp. Do not fear them; go to their offices and stations and request help, and you can be sure they will help you.
5. For fruit trees, if you are in Mt Kenya Region, go to @DiscoverJKUAT; if you are in counties surrounding Machakos (ASALs), visit https://t.co/55WKAHdCVd Katumani. KALRO also has other Rift Valley and Western/Nyanza centers.
6. When I visited the Perkerra Irrigation Scheme at Marigat, they had some highland rice that didn't need a lot of water and some nice fruiting tree seedlings, including pawpaws, peaches, etc. I am not sure whether they still have that rice variety, but you can reach out to them @Irrigation_Auth
7. For youngsters who want to do training for diplomas and short-term certs in animal health and affiliated courses, dairy tech visit @AhitiKabete and Dairy Training Institute Naivasha [email protected] respectively.
8. For biological plant pest management, visit @icipe. They have some very nice pest management methods for crops.
Social media has a lot of young men and women doing wonderful stuff, talk to them when you can and learn from each other.
For animal nutrition purposes, talk to graduate students from our universities @egertonunikenya @DiscoverJKUAT @uonbi @KenyattaUni @EmbuUniversity among others (please be generous in your renumeration for services rendered and give them feedback on what to improve on).
@shobanes @CalebKaruga @TuJadili @wmnjoya @akams_ @LegalEzra

[‘Tunde Omotoye @TundeTASH]

If you don’t have a year plan yet, come let’s look at

'20 Practical Ways To Improve Oneself in 2024'.

This is my cheat code every year. Last year, I received two award categories at the Canadian SME National Business Awards, closed over 65 Uni/College partnerships, & many more.