Mitchell

New York Giants fan

[Master Cheeks @WiggerMaggot]

Imagine if the MCU started off with just Iron Man, then made a black widow movie, then a bunch of spinoff shows about characters like Happy Hogan, Aunt May and Hawkeye before we’d even got anything for Captain America, Thor or Hulk

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@fuzzyrkid It’s the best song ever written and people who don’t like it are shit cunts

[Umbricius 🇫🇷🇮🇹 @UmbriciusR]

7 coalitions.

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

When England beat Mexico and your mate starts chanting “wanker” to some cartel member outside the stadium

[Mitchell @Itz_Walk]

Infinitely better than having some shitty redone pop song play over

[Elijah the Middleborne @TheMiddleborne]

The score in this scene goes ridiculously hard

[bigcory00 @bigcory00]

“Who’s stopping them”

Not the police. I know that much. 😂

[Mitchell @Itz_Walk]

I question whether this country can be saved if what started out as wholesome and then envious bitches started ruining it.

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

From Freddy 🇩🇪 IG:

[✧.* @HoodiiBron]

Paid Reaves 50 million
Gonna lose Smart
Gonna lose LeBron
Still no center

[Mitchell @Itz_Walk]

Nothing competes with NBA Twitter

[✧.* @HoodiiBron]

Paid Reaves 50 million
Gonna lose Smart
Gonna lose LeBron
Still no center

[Mitchell @Itz_Walk]

One last ride at the retirement home.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Warriors are trying to sign LeBron James TODAY, per @WindhorstESPN

[Dani oyazarbal 🇪🇸 @General_D__]

All this for bran to be king

[Mitchell @Itz_Walk]

This is actually torture

[𝔻𝕖𝕫✨🇵🇸 @GirlWhHrLkTs]

The Batman if it was directed by Craig Gillespie:

[Mitchell @Itz_Walk]

@FreddyLA7 Watch for the skin walkers Freddy

[Mitchell @Itz_Walk]

Fake job posts, they hiring some internal or foreigner

[Itamar Golan 🤓 @ItakGol]

If you come from the future you can apply

[Dan Hightower @Danhightower]

Daycare calls me. That's never good.

For them.

Daycare: "your son hurt his elbow and won't move his arm. Can you come take him to a doctor's office?"

Me (ex Special Forces Medic): "A real doctor is on the way to you now. I am 6 mikes out. Alert me of status changes."

I arrive at daycare. I locate the patient. 21 month old male. Scene is not safe. I drag the patient to cover and concealment behind a seesaw, away from the other small terrorists in the AO.

I begin my assessment. Blood sweep negative for massive hemorrhage. Mental status: conscious and verbal but confused (answers "dada" when asked for blood type). One breath every 2 seconds. Bilateral rise and fall of the chest. Strong carotid pulse, strong bilat radial pulse.

Teeth and tongue intact no blood no mucus no dip or foreign objects. Eyes PERRLA, negative JVD/trach deviation, C-spine intact upon palpation.

Heart sounds strong upon auscultation. Percussion negative for hemo-T. Abdominal quads normal upon palpation. Pelvis negative for book sign.

Arms and legs negative for crepitus. However, Patient indicates discomfort in right arm upon palpation and supination/flexion of the elbow.

Nursemaid's elbow.

I begin interventions. Supination/flexion technique complete at 1215. Palpable clunk on successful reduction. I write the time on his chest in Sharpie. I tape a popsicle to his hand and tell the patient to suck but do not bite/chew. I write "1 x popsicle (10g sugar)" on his chest in Sharpie.

I reassess the patient after performing interventions then package the patient for handoff to daycare/higher level of care. I yell at daycare over the Blackhawk in my head: "21 month old male!!! Nursemaids elbow!!! Treated with supination/flexion technique at 1215!!! Patient has 1 x popsicle onboard!!"

Daycare: "sir please leave."

Me: "you should have called my wife."

[NWS Storm Prediction Center @NWSSPC]

3:01pm CDT #SPC Day1 Outlook Enhanced Risk: across the central High Plains https://t.co/TgJgC6cj9Y

[Aaron Slodov @aphysicist]

taps sign

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

BREAKING: Car insurance and Child Support have increased in Minnesota.

(Via @TMZ_Sports)

[Tony Hrvatska 🌴🕊 @tonybalogna]

She got a C-suite position at the world’s largest bank with only an associates degree from a community college, but you - a White American - need at least a masters to apply for a tech support job paying $20/hour