(*^ω^*)

Bi. She/Her. Libra.

[Gripen News @GripenNews]

Being a European today basically means having a pretty excellent day until around 5 pm when the White House starts posting the dumbest shit you've ever had the misfortune to read.

Every. Damn. Day.

[hannah @sorcererswill]

the fact there were no spoilers because there was nothing to spoil

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

No babe your 10 minute incremental alarms starting a full hour before you actually get up only make me love you more

[(*^ω^*) @IvaMeolai]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Aoibhy 🇵🇸 🇨🇩 @feinmhuinin]

> had €15k saved not €30k
> weren’t paying rent

Fixed it for you

[clara @33stappen]

"ln1"

[🐻‍❄️ @despusssy]

Drew Gooden making a video about the economy and the decline in property ownership in younger generations dawg look at what the recession is doing to our comedy youtubers

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

Time to make banana bread!

[⏳Attera Nox⌛ @AtteraNox]

deleting later but my hot take of the day is that you can be there for your friends without expecting anything in return but you can also be sad when they dont show up for you

[greg @greg16676935420]

“NOT dishwasher safe”

You’ll be ok just do your best in there

[cez @cezthesocialist]

They’re literally just called mince pies. When have the boxes ever said Christmas on them? 😭 The right is addicted to making up problems that don’t exist.

[𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥 @homemakinghunny]

Imagine how good it feels to be a baby fresh out of the bath, fully moisturized, in fresh cotton jammies, sleep sack on, hair combed, belly full of milk and snuggling with your mommy.

[Ing. Dr. Essilfie @nanafosua_]

Giving birth to an absolutely normal baby is an undervalued blessing. Because so much could go wrong, so much.

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

dressing slutty is fun til you gotta stop at the gas station before the function 😭😭😭

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Entering year 3.

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

Cutting off a narcissist from your life and radically accepting you're going to be the villain in their delusional world is top-level self-care.

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

I don’t know what any of my exes are doing. I don’t know what any of my former friends are doing. and you’re not supposed to! there was a time when you just never saw a person again. I’m nostalgic for those times. disappear like a ghost! woooo!

[🛸 @tufthug]

being insecure is such a waste of youth