Ivan Dobsky

For some strange reason I'm known as the meatsafe murderer.

[Ivan Dobsky @IvanDobsky]

@_i0n 😂😂

[Ivan Dobsky @IvanDobsky]

@wallacemick @HandfordSteven @fiannafailparty Soon after a large deposit was made to their bank account?

[Ivan Dobsky @IvanDobsky]

@Darren76780228 @BHGreens This is brilliant! 😂

[Ivan Dobsky @IvanDobsky]

@ejhchess Thank fuck!

[Ivan Dobsky @IvanDobsky]

@Recursived @Streettough Take them to a fast food outlet.

[Ivan Dobsky @IvanDobsky]

@kennardmatt @HannaHasbara Just wait until they find out where they live.

[Ivan Dobsky @IvanDobsky]

@OfSymbols Fridge-freezers are woke!

[Ivan Dobsky @IvanDobsky]

@David__Osland Sounds like a script for a P G Wodehouse book.

[djclipart @djclipart]

@MizzyBlundStraw Liberated him from his job, didn't it Polly

[Niall Kennedy @drnialldkennedy]

Well Keir, if you don't like the changes your colleagues have made, there's the door!

[Low Effort Big Keef ☭ @StarmerMc]

@PaulBrandITV Journalists in this country are like Labradors

[Ivan Dobsky @IvanDobsky]

@JohnFielder1 I think Private Eye ran an article on how they pay a Swiss firm some extortionate amount of money to roast their coffee beans (to death imo). The Swiss company is a subsidiary of Starbucks, unsurprisingly.

[Ivan Dobsky @IvanDobsky]

@I_amMukhtar Lovely fellow, that Darren. If you want your bin set on fire he’s the man to go to. Just not for a couple of years.

[Ivan Dobsky @IvanDobsky]

@markhowell7 @AlistairCarns I hope you’re right but the establishment has a habit of closing ranks and denying any justice.

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[Ivan Dobsky @IvanDobsky]

BiBiC! 😂

[Matt Kennard @kennardmatt]

Wait, the BiBiC actually did a journalism 🤯

[Ivan Dobsky @IvanDobsky]

@sidbala11 @hippyygoat Western values:
1. Greed
2. Erm, that’s it!

[Ivan Dobsky @IvanDobsky]

@EuropeanPowell @Harryb22 No. I’m just pointing out that the scumbag is no longer the Health Secretary.