Ivan Saint-Du-Val, Artificial Malevolence

I am Fire. Chica, morena y preciosa. Mariposa Parlotera. Leñador de Bonsai. Let the past die, kill it if you have to.

[Ivan Saint-Du-Val, Artificial Malevolence @IvanSQ17]

@Anavale_raflo

[tׁׁׅׅhׁׁׁׁׅׅׅׅ֮֮᥎ׁׅꪜ🍓 @thv_taehyung_h]

No. 29 is sending me😂

[Ivan Saint-Du-Val, Artificial Malevolence @IvanSQ17]

Aparte de todos esos pecados...
Es un Minion

[Brian "BoshNRoll" Coval @BoshNRoll]

The perfect card for a format where people already don't shuffle effectively or resolve tutors in a respectful timeframe.

And why does it say "deck" in the rules text? That's not the flavor of the game or the card. He's literally called "the Bibliophile"

[Andrew Hartman @HartmanAndrew]

“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."

[Chilo Sports MX @Chilo_Sports_MX]

La Postura que tomo la FMF Literamente fue esto

[Ivan Saint-Du-Val, Artificial Malevolence @IvanSQ17]

SE PRENDIÓ ESTA MIERDA.

STANDARD NO LLEGA A TURNO 4 PERO SI SI UFFFF

[MTGGoldfish @MTGGoldfish]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Settle the Wreckage is back in Standard. Try not to swing into 4 open mana. More previews at https://t.co/eP4mp7ETyg

Source: https://t.co/XqGer8adaz

[💜Dani🖤 🇵🇸 @Danidoesmagic]

Being a 60 card constructed player waiting for locals to start while the commander players surround you

[💥ManaMan @ManaManMTG]

current MTG standard be like…

choose your starter card

[Ivan Saint-Du-Val, Artificial Malevolence @IvanSQ17]

Sin dialogar en absoluto con la mesa. Por eso pega tanto el formato, porque son 4 personas faroleando ya sea su dinero, sus gustos o su capacidad de copiar y pegar una lista de internet. El "formato más social de magic" es el más aislado, 4 monos jugando solitario por turnos.

[Ivan Saint-Du-Val, Artificial Malevolence @IvanSQ17]

No es nada bizarro. En realidad tiene todo el sentido del mundo: commander es un formato que se vende como social cuando en realidad es lo más masturbatorio que hay.
Los decks son intentos de mostrar la "personalidad" del piloto, y el único objetivo es mostrar el deck...

[Extra Combat @xtracombatphase]

I think it’s really bizarre that the top like 20 edhrec commander are just repeated removal checks and your average commander player still won’t run any

[Marvel Rivals @MarvelRivals]

Can you feel the corruption in the code? 🤖

"For Pietro!" - The Ultron Virus has breached Avengers Tower, corrupting F.R.I.D.A.Y. and unleashing a relentless swarm of sentries upon our heroes!

Assemble as the Avengers in Chapter 2 of Path to Doomsday, our brand-new PvE mode featuring exclusive cinematics, story-driven battles, and re-recorded movie homage dialogue!

Will you purge the virus or join the hive mind?

[Yugopnik @Yugopnik]

This is a great self report because you can't be an anti fascist without being an anti Capitalist btw. Capitalist dysfunction and contradiction leads to fascism - it's the primary cause - hence being "neutral" on capitalism but against fascism is the same thing as being pro smoking but anti lung cancer - it's idiotic. That's why liberals, like the ones posting stuff like this - are either insufficiently educated or fascists in waiting. There is no third way.

[Ivan Saint-Du-Val, Artificial Malevolence @IvanSQ17]

La experiencia de cedh es:
Ver qué una persona está jugando un comandante muy interesante a lo mejor de un set nuevo o de hace 20 años.
Y luego va y gana con Thassas Oracle.
Divertidisimo.

[Laika realDog @RubyMedallion]

commander players love to act like they have the best format and believe that 60 card formats are solved but like idk, if youre gonna tell me cedh isnt solved then modern for sure isnt solved. every cedh list ive seen has like the same 30 blue cards if the list is running blue

[Ivan Saint-Du-Val, Artificial Malevolence @IvanSQ17]

Amo el fútbol, me caga la FIFA.

[FIFA @FIFAcom]

The first-ever @FIFAWorldCup™ Topps Final Halftime Show! 🤩

[Ivan Saint-Du-Val, Artificial Malevolence @IvanSQ17]

We NEED to take this format behind the shed. It's agonized for way too long.

[Robert Taylor 🔥 @fireshoes]

Standard Challenge Top 8 decklists for Monday, July 20 (41 players) #mtg #mtgStandard

Temur Lessons takes it down! 👩‍🏫🌶️🏆

Jeskai Lessons in 2nd, 4th, and 6th 👩‍🏫👩‍🏫👩‍🏫

Izzet Spellementals gets 3rd and 8th 🦀🦀

[Antonie🇪🇸 @tip0DeIncogni]

El mundo entero viendo el España vs Argentina:

[Ivan Saint-Du-Val, Artificial Malevolence @IvanSQ17]

Alguien nunca ha visto el intro de Super Smash Bros y se nota

[Seamus Kelahan @seemoose27]

At one time, MTG was grounded in the idea that the cards represented two wizards dueling with spells. The UB sets are completely divorced from that foundation, leaving the flavor of the game adrift in a capitalist hellscape. I genuinely dont think its a fixable problem.

[Ivan Saint-Du-Val, Artificial Malevolence @IvanSQ17]

Que hace? Lo que hace es permitir que Wizards siga dándole flexibilidad al formato más popular que tienen.
A la gente le encanta quejarse de los UB pero son cosas como esta las que más afectan al juego a grandes rasgos.
La carta en sí no importa, el precedente sí.

[roycebracket @royceybrackets]

lot of talk about this guy but what does he even do. i don't think you really get anything new that a normal U/X creature doesn't give? it'd have to be something that takes advantage of the "all basics" but it's like... bring to light? with no targets? idk impress me

[Ashe!! @cindermage]

i love how in this set we get to peer into the mind of jace beleren and he’s truly the kind of guy that’s everything wrong with magic and nerd culture as a whole.

[Santiago Rivas @Rivas_Santiago]

Viejo chiste: un delegado gringo en la URSS va con un colega soviético. El gringo dice “increíble la calidad de la propaganda soviética”. El otro responde “bueh, nada como lo que logran uds”. El gringo dice “pero en América no hay propaganda” y el soviético responde “exactamente”