Ivan Decker

Netflix Comedians of the World.
Juno award-winning comedy album available now in your grocer's freezer.

Here I am on CONAN:

[Ivan Decker @ivandecker]

Hello Dragons I have a new invention called a "Tarp"

Dragons: what does it do?

Well you use it to keep something dry for like a couple hours then you fold it up for 2 and a half years.

Dragons: is there a spider in it when you use it next?

There are hundreds.

[Ivan Decker @ivandecker]

Why is the @sportsnet World Series feed so choppy. I feel like I'd have a smoother viewing experience on Air Canada wifi. #WorldSeries #canada

[Ivan Decker @ivandecker]

@HelldiversAlert Poorly

[Ivan Decker @ivandecker]

@RyanStieber I ain't gettin on no plane!

[Do604 @Do604]

ICYMI: @DinoArchie is taking over @biltmorecabaret along with @sunnydcomedy @ivandecker & Hassan Phills on August 26th! Don't miss out on a hilarious night and enter to WIN your way in.
https://t.co/szSRDDhRgb

[Ivan Decker @ivandecker]

Sinéad O'Connor performing "Mother" along with The Band at the Berlin wall in 1990:

https://t.co/Z8QnleIqMa

[Ivan Decker @ivandecker]

@BannerComedy Can't wait to see this

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

I was laid off from Twitter today. I was the designer in charge of our new rebranding to X.

I learned so much in my 2.5 weeks at the company but I’m excited to see where I land next.

If you’re hiring a self taught, junior designer please DM me. Graphic design is my passion!

[Ivan Decker @ivandecker]

Big fire in New Westminster.

[Ivan Decker @ivandecker]

@patterballs @WritersAtWP @nancy_theberge An incredible weekend. Thank you again for having me

[Ivan Decker @ivandecker]

@vancolour @katy_merrifield 🙌🙌🙌🙌❤️

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

The Minneapolis Journal, Minnesota, July 15, 1906

[Ivan Decker @ivandecker]

@BradWestPoCo This is awesome. I wish I had a shout-out from the mayor for graduating from high school.

[Ivan Decker @ivandecker]

All the dads want is for the elevator to be fixed

[Ivan Decker @ivandecker]

@patterballs Happy Father's day

[Union Hall @UnionHallNY]

TONIGHT! @shanetorres, @thecaitlincook & Brittany Carney host GOOD GOD!

Featuring:
∙ @ChrisPJTurner
∙ @Feldfrog
∙ @ivandecker
∙ @dinahashem_

7:30 Doors ∙ 8PM Show
🎟: https://t.co/3iKlhExSYM

[lorin 🇵🇸 @nirol__]

Nice try, boat

[Ivan Decker @ivandecker]

@sophiebuddle And somehow also like baby Luigi.

[Ivan Decker @ivandecker]

@theDarcyMichael I'll take your word for it 💀

[Bob Kronbauer @BobKronbauer]

Nobody ever watches my videos here but how about this one with a Tony Yayo soundtrack where he calls the Coquihalla the Cokanagan Highway