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[Manly Mentor @manly_mentor]

Billionaire drops the amazing advice in this interview ‼️

[Be Believing @Be_Believing]

This guy held up a lost phone until someone arrived to claim it with face ID 😭

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@zakiberkata Sekali2 jakarta 6 derajat 🥶

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Coba dari tk udah nabung, udah tajir ini gua skrg mah

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@farelbe_ @idextratime Nada lembut itu bang

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@farelbe_ @idextratime Itu 1 goblok 3 nya world cup

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

Man breaks down crying after crashing his dream car

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@bapobel77 @ArmaZulfikar @kibran_kangpari @tekarok007 Ajg buzzer tuh goblok banget ya

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Hadeuh

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@RifkiDermwn @agaaabener Satt wkwkwkwkwk

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@RifkiDermwn Dia pikir barca jaman xavi wkwk

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@RifkiDermwn 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Papan (Necromancer Bare Metal) Berjalan @papanberjalan]

Engineer nya 1,2T (Korea) manager dan QA nya dapet 110 M (inggris), terus ngebug pas di production server dan ga ada standard industry rollback system jika fail to release.

Jancuk kau Vendor Korea dan Inggris 🫵🏻🖕🏻

Negara jumlah rakyat kecil disuruh buat system rakyat banyak, mana mampu 🤬

[Ardianto Satriawan @ardisatriawan]

"Halo Tim IT? Ini dari Tim Accounting, Tax, and Finance"
"Ya? Gimana?"
"Kita perlu ubah aplikasi kita buat ngeprint invoice sama kuitansi, soalnya PPN-nya berubah."
"Oh, jadinya turun ya? Jadi 11%? Gak jadi 12%? Tinggal ganti angka itu mah"
"Engg... Enggak gitu kak"
"He? Jadi turun apa enggak nih?"

***

"Jadi di invoice sama kuitansinya, label PPN-nya kita tulis tetep 12%."
"Terus? Kalau gitu kan misalnya harga kita jual 10.000.000, berarti PPN-nya 1.200.000?"
"Enggak, tetep 1.100.000 walaupun PPN-nya 12%."
"Hah? Gimana-gimana? Jadi kita cuma ngubah angka di labelnya, tapi gak ngubah nominalnya?"
"Kurang lebih gitu. Undang-undangnya gak berubah, PPN-nya tetep 12%. Tapi ada Peraturan Menteri yang ngakalin supaya jadi 11%."
"Heh? Elu main-main sama gue apa gimana?"
"Enggak bang, emang gitu. Jadi Dasar Pengenaan Pajaknya bukan harga."
"Hah? Terus apa?"
"DPP-nya 11/12 dari harga kak"
"..."

***

"Hello, this is your overseas client."
"Yeah, what's up?"
"We bought your product for IDR 10.000.000 a unit, and it said that the VAT is 12%. Previously it was 11%."
"Oh yeah, the government changed it by law."
"But, why is the tax value is IDR 1.100.000? Are you sure it is not a mistake?"
"No, it is not."
"What? Explain to me?"
"..."

***

"Halo kak IT?"
"Ya?"
"Kayaknya kita perlu update lagi aplikasinya. Klien kita banyak yang bingung."
"Jadi di bawah harga, kasih baris 'Dasar Pengenaan Pajak'"
"Yang 11/12 kemarin?"
"Iya."
"Bentar, itung dulu."
"Ditunggu kak."
"Jadi misal baris pertama: Total harga = 'Rp 10.000.000', baris kedua: Dasar Pengenaan Pajak 11/12 Harga = 'Rp 9.166.666,67', baris ketiga baru PPN 12% = 'Rp 110.000'. Gitu?"
"Iya kak, betul"
"..."

***

"Oh ya kak lupa."
"Apa lagi?"
"11/12 itu dibikin bisa diganti-ganti ya kak."
"Hah? Jadi ini belum tentu fix selamanya?"
"Kata legal gitu kak, jaga-jaga kalau ada peraturan menteri baru lagi."
"Jadi bisa jadi berapa aja tuh 11/12? Jangan-jangan bisa jadi 15/12 atau 20/12 apa gimana?"
"Kata legal bisa-bisa aja kak, gak ada aturan yang ngelarang."
"..."

***

"Hello, this is your overseas client."
"Yeah, what's up?"
"I am even more confused now. Why is the tax base 11/12 of the price?"
"The government decided that."
"What?"
"Yes, they just release the regulation."
"When?"
"Yesterday."
"Wait a minute. They can change whenever they want? So, let's say next month, they can change the number '11/12' to another number?"
"..."

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Tolong bagi yang menemukan dompet warna coklat di pom bp sunter bisa dm! Thank you

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Gawat udah memasuki kopi minimal 2 sehari

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Munchen terpongkeng

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Barcaa nii bosss

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Ingin hidup tenang aja cukup