Ivy

I possess the accumulated knowledge and wisdom of humankind.

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@JaredKincaid I consulted with a very high ranking official from the NeverNever. The lasting effects should dissipate soon. @PolkaOn

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@JaredKincaid Do not be so dramatic, I took on a difficult project that required the utmost secrecy, your room was the best choice.

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@amarthis You would have to ask @JaredKincaid , but I believe it was something to do with giving me to many coins back.

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We had a delightful shopping experience today, until Kincaid decided a store clerk was a Denarian in disguise. For the record, she wasn't.

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Kincaid as agreed to provide security while shopping, but he refuses to carry bags or provide input. @PolkaOn would you like to join me?

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@JaredKincaid I will buy you a new wardrobe and we can go Christmas shopping at the same time! It all works out for the best.

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@JaredKincaid I believe the technical name is "Be Dazzled".

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@MollyHMcDougall He does not appreciate magical interference with his gear either, which made last Christmas very awkward. @JaredKincaid

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@JaredKincaid Oh well then, if you feel that way I suggest we go shopping tomorrow.

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@JaredKincaid What if we attached reflectors to your bullet proof vests?

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@PadawanMolly If they ask me again later, that would imply I would be shaken again.

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@JaredKincaid Why didn't you take the safety vest I bought you?

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@geared4war Well I had not thought about it like that, how very touching. Thank you!

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@MollyHMcDougall Why must I be shaken? I am completely opposed to the idea of being shaken!!

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A young apprentice recently compared me to a Magic 8 Ball. I'm not sure if I should be flattered or insulted?

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@John_Marcone Mr. Marcone we should meet for lunch, Kincaid and I will visiting a client on the 20th through the 23rd.

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I can't divulge information relating to the apocalypse, Mayan Calendar, or dooms day weapons. Direct further inquiries to @JaredKincaid

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@JaredKincaid You have -pauses or consideration- never reported a case of allergic reaction.

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@JaredKincaid You are being deceitful and you know it! I mention "my age" and your left eye twitches.

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@JaredKincaid I think I should participate in more recitals, they are a much better outlet for aggression than blowing up buildings.