Izzy Anderson

squid is the word- shelby lewis 2020

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

you're legally required to say "OH big stretch" when a cat or dog stretches, regardless of the actual size of the stretch

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

cats will really wake up from a deep nap just to escort you to the bathroom, eyes barely open all confused but still worried about your safety

[Softboy☄️ @softboywin]

Look away from your laptop for 1 second and MS Teams will say u left the country

[lainie @youngneandrthal]

milwaukee really is funny as fuck why is one of our main celebrities a personal injury lawyer

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I hate when a job asks you to set "goals"

My only "goal" is to remain employed so I can continue to pay for my living expenses while finding fulfillment in the areas of my life unrelated to a day job.

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

“Where is computer number 9? We are not leaving until it’s back in the cart”

[taoki @justalexoki]

"can you hop on a quick call?" can you hop off a quick bridge

[Chi @__Poisonivyyy]

This is how we turned on our computers in the 2000s

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Sleeping without an alarm or without plans:

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

i wish i could shazam a perfume

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

katy perry going to space:

[Australia Zoo @AustraliaZoo]

Happy Birthday, Steve. Your legacy lives on. 💚🐊

[King Wow @KingWow]

KENDRICK SAID “SAY DRAKE I HEAR YOU LIKE THEM YOUNG” AND DID THE MOST EVIL SMILE AT THE CAMERA I KNOW I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW THAT LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Drake watching Kendrick halftime show

[Ms. Andry Noir, PhD @keatingssixth]

“Say Drake, I hear you like ‘em young”

Why Kendrick look at the camera like 😭

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Beautiful photo captured by a local Midwest photographer today at 4:55pm

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

It’s been Halloween and the week before the election for 2 years now