Sam-Shepherd

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I’m constantly astonished that billionaires would rather ignore the climate crisis and prepare to live in a bunker with dvds and baked beans than devote a modicum of their bottomless wealth to saving the planet where we have fresh fruit and soft grass and blue skies.

[kat @yslnadi]

too passionate for a situationship too avoidant for a relationship just miserable enough to yearn

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

my favorite thing to cook for a man is a knuckle sandwich

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me out of nowhere, in front of the mirror in my room

[윤슬 𖹭 @okaynups]

when ppl ask me what my type is but my type is someone who genuinely wants to be around me, someone who thinks of me without needing a reminder, someone who texts me first and shares random moments from their day, someone who makes plans for just the two of us. someone i can be a comfort to, their go-to person to share feelings and experiences, someone who sees me as the first person they want to talk to and isn’t afraid to open up about themselves.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Looking in the mirror the week before your period:

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

Something that breaks my heart as a Millennial is how fucking optimistic and fun our teenage years and 20s were. Like we envisioned a TOTALLY different world from the one that we've got and insanely divorced from what Gen-Z are experiencing. Its hard to put in words how fantastic we thought life was gonna be and how it seemed like we were making tangible social progress. We've had all of that ripped away from us.

[blessed ess ☻ @esssdabest]

Aquarius • Leo  • Scorpio • Taurus
— your next love

This is spicy, sexy, sweet, and sensual, it's everything.

You are the lovers who can't get enough of each other.

While the attraction is undeniable, it is not the only force binding you.

This person is creative, playful +

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

april showers (i cried all month) brings may flowers (i’m a new bitch)

[☾ @karefreekeri]

I need someone so intense and interesting to come into my life and fascinate the fuck out of me. I want to be so super intrigued. I need someone to excite me.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

women lose sexual interest if you disappoint them emotionally, and I'm not going to argue about that.

[shami @leshaami]

Women are afraid men will:
A. Drug them
B. Beat them
C. Rape them
D. Kill them
E. All of the above

Men are afraid women will:
A. Laugh at them
B. Reject them
C. Use them for a free meal

[Jenni @hashjenni]

happy earth day delete chat gpt and use your brain like a fucking adult

[Amir. @iconicproblem_]

Dating really be wild af… you think y’all building something real, talking every day, getting comfortable… then outta nowhere the energy switch and shit just get weird! Next thing you know yall strangers again

[Sam-Shepherd @SamShepherd16]

literally do all these at least once a month

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

SOLO DATES YOU SHOULD TRY ATLEAST ONCE IN A YEAR

1. Take yourself to the cinema alone. Buy popcorn and whatever snack you enjoy while seeing a movie. Pick the seat you actually like. Laugh, cry if you need to. No one talking to you, just you and the movie.

[valentine @valawakened]

how lucky do two people have to be in order to fall for each other at exactly the right time in exactly the right way