Jose Skin

wisecracking himbo

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@JuiceNRippy @fastrlife BF% = 495 / (1.0324 - 0.19077 * log10(Waist - Neck) + 0.15456 * log10(Height)) - 450

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@JuiceNRippy @fastrlife navy method

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Smelt like Lou Dobbs inside the van

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@XH_Lee23 I live an hour from Baltimore. I accidentally left the keys in my front door knob and went away for a week. They were still there when I got back and no one had gone in the house.

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there is something French and gay going on here

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@inhjimmy @SleeperBC @GlitchedDeals which machines would you say are a better value?

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@LucasNavallo @GlitchedDeals which machines are currently a better value?

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@woodendoor45 @GlitchedDeals what better deals for comparable or better machines are you aware of?

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hungry hungry himbo

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@LopEaredFaggot @Michalina_Kobla Yeah that's because they are actually cooked in duck fat. You could use oil, but then what would we mention three times while you’re ordering?

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@from_breslau @Michalina_Kobla post beard

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@Senzz2994 @Michalina_Kobla bring it back

[Nate @thenatewolf]

You are speaking to me as if I am a horse you own instead of a horse you are lucky to have stumbled across in a meadow.

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@bazzubi @norris_dea57305 @TheDougFiles we're all gonna make it

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@Bobpike90655817 @admcrlsn Deep red the last few cycles I’m afraid. Sherpherdstown is a nice little enclave, though.

[Dion @2024dion]

The Cathedral Basilica of St. Louis has the most stunning interiors of any building in the United States. No contest.

The sheer saturation of the mosaics, the diversity and craftsmanship, the ambition of it all (the mosaics took 75 years to complete), it's just overwhelming

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@httpsosweet Sometimes I’ll just be looking at my girlfriend and she will get uncomfortable and say “what” and I say “I just love you so much” and she just turns her head back to watching real housewife’s without saying a word

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@omgsidewalks

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@DudespostingWs Beast mode

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What makes kids so talented at inventing nicknames

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

I went to school with a kid nicknamed Big Breakfast because he left sticky syrup residue on everything he touched.