David Armstrong

[David Armstrong @J0ckmcstrap]

@Optus hey how long does delivery take for nbn self install - I ordered a week ago and still says - Pending

[David Armstrong @J0ckmcstrap]

Download a Bear! https://t.co/gOO2UN3Zgm Browse like you're in another country! @theTunnelBear https://t.co/cpWTX04xV0

[David Armstrong @J0ckmcstrap]

@Tesco 2.5kgs of custard for a profiteroles dessert?

[David Armstrong @J0ckmcstrap]

@maxmorley1 u got those free and you're promoting them, aren't you? Argos offer a better deal on wireless headphones 👍

[David Armstrong @J0ckmcstrap]

Any1 else not give a rats ball bag about Kim/Kanyes kid? Sick of reading about it, ohhh his penis worked, #fuckoff

[David Armstrong @J0ckmcstrap]

@VirginActiveUK Hi, I've left details at reception already for them to call, will see tomorrow! Thanks

[David Armstrong @J0ckmcstrap]

@VirginActiveUK Why do I pay you over £200 per month to drown my child ?

[David Armstrong @J0ckmcstrap]

@VirginActiveUK Crawley club moved 4-5 year swimming to deep Lane on Sat, kids going under/couldn't stand on platform

[David Armstrong @J0ckmcstrap]

@jackjonestv that is pretty terrible acting - you could be on eastenders it's that bad!

[David Armstrong @J0ckmcstrap]

@CadburyUK #CadburyCraveyard & Fuse

[David Armstrong @J0ckmcstrap]

@NandosUK Harry was his name - ⭐️

[David Armstrong @J0ckmcstrap]

@NandosUK Great service today by the man hosting at your Horsham branch 👌

[David Armstrong @J0ckmcstrap]

@Ocado yeah we were using http://t.co/MVFHWi3alt -no app, and we do this with dare I say "Tesco" both shopping = easier

[David Armstrong @J0ckmcstrap]

@Ocado ..was trying you tonight, but can't use 2 iPads to shop under same account! We like to shop at same time??

[David Armstrong @J0ckmcstrap]

@Iammattgoodwin ... What about if they're in a maisonette?

[David Armstrong @J0ckmcstrap]

@LuisMorrison39 How's Jamal doin? 😂

[David Armstrong @J0ckmcstrap]

@ThreeUKSupport and you don't have my details !! My phone works on 3G at other places but not at rh107lt 😒

[David Armstrong @J0ckmcstrap]

@ThreeUKSupport it still doesn't work and I can't fill out your form as I'm a three customer through a company scheme1/2

[David Armstrong @J0ckmcstrap]

@ThreeUKSupport Morning - I'm having no 3G since yesterday afternoon around 1300 in RH107LT, any issues pls?

[David Armstrong @J0ckmcstrap]

@ThreeUKSupport No 3G again RH107LT - what's going on this time?