Joanne Bowley

A mile of highway will take you just one mile but a mile of runway can take you anywhere ...

[Kelvin Morgan 🇳🇿 @kelvin_morganNZ]

🔥 Greens co-leader Chlöe Swarbrick utterly nails it in her response to todays release of the Half Year & Fiscal Update (HYEFU) which saw Finance Minister #NickyNoBoats Willis walk out of the House less than halfway through her speech.

#nzpol

[Little Corner of Yellow - Te Kāhu o ngā hau e whā @cornerofyellow]

Here it is! A debut diagram for Tiger Longo 🖤💛🐦‍🔥

[Ninja A-League @aleaguewomen]

🚨🐶 DOG ON THE PITCH! 🚨🐶 You’ve just gotta see this.

Amazing scenes in Wellington as Phoenix captain Annalie Longo’s dog runs riot.

“This is indeed the best league in the world!” … Amen 😂

#WELvCBR @CanberraUnited @WgtnPhoenixFC

[The Spinoff @TheSpinoffTV]

No one ever claims parliament is dysfunctional because National and Labour don't get along. So why is it different for the council?

https://t.co/xBokfdj8DT

[Joanne Bowley @J0jo_B]

@EatSleepFutBall Oooh Sophie would love to meet new friends!

[Joanne Bowley @J0jo_B]

@EatSleepFutBall Save me a plate, I’m on my way 🤤😂

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

10 rules of biscuits:

1. When opening a packet, any broken biscuits must be consumed immediately.

2. Never dunk a biscuit for too long, you will ruin both your biscuit and your tea. Double sadness.

3. Always offer biscuits to guests, even if they claim they're not interested (they're probably fibbing).

4. Don't be the person who snatches the last biscuit of a kind unless you're prepared to face the consequences - i.e. a new enemy.

5. Always offer a hot drink with biscuits, obviously.

6. Bring out a posh selection of biscuits (metal tin, two layers separated by a sheet of springy purple cardboard, usually called a “collection”) for special occasions.

7. Always pretend you haven’t seen a plate of biscuits being passed around until they’re offered to you, then act pleasantly surprised.

8. Utilise the phrases “I really mustn’t”, “ooh, go on then” and “if you’re having one”.

9. Wrap biscuits up when not in use, either by pushing the open packet up against a wall, or by using a jar, tin or box.

10. Always have more biscuits in stock than you think you need. Never run out. Running out of biscuits is like running out of air: not ideal.

There are many more rules, but these 10 provide a good starting point.

[Green Party NZ @NZGreens]

15,000 signatures on our petition to save the ban on oil & gas drilling!!!

This is a *clear* message to the new Prime Minister- New Zealanders want more climate action, not less.

Help us get to 20,000. Sign & share now.

https://t.co/haglSkx82V

[Ben McNulty @ponekeben]

Fun fact about why they say Wellington is unbeatable on a good day. The Town Belt Act contains a little known clause which states inferring that any other local government area is superior to Wellington carries a penalty of 6 months imprisonment or up to a $20,000 fine.

[Joanne Bowley @J0jo_B]

@EatSleepFutBall Bit scary! 😳

[Joanne Bowley @J0jo_B]

@sarahpolo10 I hope he finds his way home soon

[Sarah Chambers @sarahpolo10]

Hey Wellington peeps somehow Omen got out tonight about 30 mins ago and we can’t find him. Last seen at our house in strathmore, he gets separation anxiety etc and obviously we are beside ourselves. Can you spread the word and if anyone sees him can you please message?

[Joanne Bowley @J0jo_B]

@EatSleepFutBall @FIFAWWC Bummer! I just got a flexi pass for welly and plan to buy some single match tickets as well. Maybe meet you at a stadium somewhere

[Air New Zealand @FlyAirNZ]

Gerry ya goose, you got the wrong airline! 🤦‍♂️ @emirates

[Joanne Bowley @J0jo_B]

@wellingtonista Wellington Glamour on Molesworth

[Joanne Bowley @J0jo_B]

@kiwibardy Awww he’s gorgeous

[Joanne Bowley @J0jo_B]

@kiwibardy Peanut butter maybe but otherwise disagree!