Jon PrawnMan

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What if the Wells Fargo Stagecoach® was pulled by the Budweiser Clydesdales®?

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LRG stands for LIFTED RESEARCH GROUP

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The last sales guy has already been born

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Dale Earnhardt Jr would actually make an excellent Layne Staley if they ever make an Alice in Chains movie.

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T-Rex only lived in what is now the USA. Pretty gangster I guess.

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How many people bleed out waiting for two factor authentication every year?

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New Boards record before GTA VI.

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Ostrich eggs were probably the first water vessels humans used about 80,000 years ago.

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No gooning until the astronauts are back safe and sound America.

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She straightened my Hormuz till the oil flow.

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Crowd Work Comedian Son or LLM Company HR Director Daughter?

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Me when someone who made other people's lives miserable post an A.I. aided life diary on LinkedIn

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If the Puppy Bowl wasn't fixed Pit Bulls would have an unstoppable dynasty.

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@CARandDRIVER Old ass Rally Fighter looking ass

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My end of days resource management plan has always been to just raid others

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Walking up to this in a dream and looking down at yourself and your penus turns into a piece of driftwood that floats away.

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Out of work ad people who would absolutely crush your dick on a job in 2014 to impress their GCD now bowing down to A.I. creative slop on LinkedIn like its yet another boss whos ass they are dying to kiss is pretty insane.

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Only ugly people getting covid now

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@denkmit I like him but he is way too soft mentally. He will not be back to form anytime soon. Watch the way Tardozzi treats him now, its like a guy who has put in his two weeks notice at work.