Jeff Nolan

Sr. full-stack developer, PHP-focused. Likes web/dev/sec ops. Opinions are my own.

[Jeff Nolan @J3ffN0lan]

@gitlab U prob don't need another report about this. But one of the internal APIs is down. Can't commit or merge anything right now.

[Jeff Nolan @J3ffN0lan]

Thanks Rosegarden Funeral Party for spending 1,607 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Hymn. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/TBQytiXiuu

[Jeff Nolan @J3ffN0lan]

Tower 4.0 for Windows is here! You can now undo a vast amount of Git operations (including deleting branches and files, rebasing and merging branches, and more) by simply pressing CTRL+Z! 👉 https://t.co/W6zZTgB1oL

[Jeff Nolan @J3ffN0lan]

2022 Mac Developer Survey: the results from over 2,500 Mac developers are in. Tools, programming languages, and more 👉 https://t.co/csm0d0Otil #macdevsurvey2022

[Michal Špaček @spazef0rze]

Somethings not quite right in this password field 🤔

[Jeff Nolan @J3ffN0lan]

Humble...

[Rasmus Lerdorf @rasmus]

People are congratulating me on PHP 8. That is completely misdirected. @nikita_ppv and @dstogov have been the driving forces behind PHP for years now. Countless others pitch in regularly as well.

PHP 8 is significantly better because it contains a lot less of my code.

[Jeff Nolan @J3ffN0lan]

@IronicBadger Looks like it could be an interesting replacement for my aging Drobo Pro...

[Jeff Nolan @J3ffN0lan]

Valuing human beings is good business.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Went on FOX to make the case to conservatives that paying your employees a living wage is not some evil "socialist" plot. After we raised our minimum wage to $70k, we had a huge increase in staff who bought homes, had babies, paid off debt & got healthier. And our revenue tripled

[Jeff Nolan @J3ffN0lan]

Trump Site Alleging AZ Election Fraud Exposes Voter Data: https://t.co/VI7AAfS8Cj via @threatpost

[Jeff Nolan @J3ffN0lan]

@bestofnextdoor This has to be a hoax.

[Jeff Nolan @J3ffN0lan]

@unclerayscrazy Probably not a good idea. But what else could go wrong?

[Jeff Nolan @J3ffN0lan]

Oops! https://t.co/OIckHz6l3k

[Former Congressman Matt Gaetz @FmrRepMattGaetz]

President Trump won't have to recover from COVID.

COVID will have to recover from President Trump. #MAGA

[Jeff Nolan @J3ffN0lan]

Good to know... https://t.co/jV19BPHt6Z

[PHP Architect @phparch]

“With all of these options available, what’s the Right Way™ to control object serialization in PHP?” -@crell https://t.co/JnFHh8WML5

[Jeff Nolan @J3ffN0lan]

Joe Biden said exactly what should have been said by president Trump back in March when this pandemic took hold. https://t.co/F8KqgUV3VK via @YouTube

[badidea 🪐 @0xabad1dea]

I unconditionally forgive whoever accidentally infected me; I do not forgive those in positions of power who knowingly have made this crisis worse

[Jack Rhysider 🏴‍☠️ @JackRhysider]

The thing about a pandemic is that it always feels like you're being overly cautious until you get hit with it then it suddenly feels like you didn't do enough.

[Best of Nextdoor 🏡 @bestofnextdoor]

"When neighbors start talking, good things happen." 🏡

[Jeff Nolan @J3ffN0lan]

@taylorotwell Interested in Envoyer. Is there someone I can contact with questions?