Jane Howard 🐀

[Jane Howard 🐀 @J3llyOfDoom]

@bouphe Giving me these vibes!

[Jane Howard 🐀 @J3llyOfDoom]

Who wore is better?
#Eurovison2023

[Jane Howard 🐀 @J3llyOfDoom]

I’m fucked on all counts 😂

[Satan @s8n]

wtf did short people do

[Jane Howard 🐀 @J3llyOfDoom]

Check out #MyYearOnXbox via @TrueAchievement https://t.co/pAUvy5b9QU

[Jane Howard 🐀 @J3llyOfDoom]

Funny that, so do i!

[Jane Howard 🐀 @J3llyOfDoom]

@gemothy Coward.

[Jane Howard 🐀 @J3llyOfDoom]

I have already had this exact conversation. Oops.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Nearly every conversation in Britain at the minute is about how it’s hot and meant to get even hotter tomorrow but after that it’s meant to rain.

[Jane Howard 🐀 @J3llyOfDoom]

Screaming continues. 100%.

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

tag yourself in the Stranger Things closed caption

[Jane Howard 🐀 @J3llyOfDoom]

A truer thing has never been said.

[Mom @mommilph]

Friend: Oh, this character has a real sad ending in Elden Ring, I wish you could give them a happy ending.

Me: Yes, there actually is one for a lot of FromSoftware NPCs. It’s called don’t start their quest. Never meet them. Leave them hanging around a safe haven forever.

[Jane Howard 🐀 @J3llyOfDoom]

@tinysnekcomics My heart? All of them.

[Jane Howard 🐀 @J3llyOfDoom]

@Jimllpaintit I hope the chainsaw teeth get a nice little touch of pink polish on them too.

[Jane Howard 🐀 @J3llyOfDoom]

I feel this in my bones

[Rory Powers @roryhaspowers]

Lately the world feels like one of those games of monopoly that has gone on for waayyyy too long, and the only people who want to keep playing are the ones who have all the cash and tiny houses

[Jane Howard 🐀 @J3llyOfDoom]

My tribute to @slipknot ‘s Joey Jordison.

[Jane Howard 🐀 @J3llyOfDoom]

The Granny Weatherwax of plants.

[Jane Howard 🐀 @J3llyOfDoom]

The verified replies to this monstrosity are gold.

[Weetabix @weetabix]

Why should bread have all the fun, when there's Weetabix? Serving up @HeinzUK Beanz on bix for breakfast with a twist. #ItHasToBeHeinz #HaveYouHadYourWeetabix

[Jane Howard 🐀 @J3llyOfDoom]

@AmazonHelp Delivery by Amazon

[Jane Howard 🐀 @J3llyOfDoom]

Hey @AmazonHelp do your drivers always say delivered to safe place when no attempt to deliver has been made? Where is my item? I don’t care if it isn’t today by 10pm just don’t lie that it’s delivered when it clearly isn’t.