Jake Heath

My level of sarcasm depends on your level of stupidity.

[Jake Heath @J8HKE]

Ahhh Crewe, I do love you at times.

[Jake Heath @J8HKE]

@Chris52225327 @louorns @GMask7 😂😂 gonna need do a wildcard to get him in!

[Jake Heath @J8HKE]

@CheshireScouts hi there. Is there a phone number you could provide please as I an looking at booking the Scout Hut in Sandbach for a function? Thanks

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I am the finance controllor for my organisation. The admin team order Tetley teabags and are confused every time when Yorkshire arrive. Little do they know, I amend the PO and remove Tetleys and replace it with Yorkshire. I will not drink that piss water

[Jake Heath @J8HKE]

@BierCompany 1 day left of November and still no sign of my advent calendar or it even being shipped. Last weeks email said we would receive in time for Advent? Are there any more updates?

[Jake Heath @J8HKE]

@farmerswife677 @TaTruthful @simonharris_mbd Twunt - I like it!

[Jake Heath @J8HKE]

@holly_mell Congratulations Holly!

[Jake Heath @J8HKE]

@Joanna_Barnes I feel ya, we're on the 11/12 month growth pains/sleep regression 🤣 good luck!

[Jake Heath @J8HKE]

@holly_mell Think it's being a fighter too. Some female MMA aren't hot but are also really hot because they can fight 😅

[Jake Heath @J8HKE]

@Joanna_Barnes Reubs used to wake up screaming every 45mins for a solid 2 weeks. Broken wasn't the word 🤣

[Jake Heath @J8HKE]

@EckMcBeath @ladbible Cheese and jam butties were a childhood staple

[Sam Harland @samjharland]

Rushi replacing Boris. It’s like being in a care home in the 70’s, laying on your bed after hearing Saville won’t be visiting over the weekend, then you start to hear the sound of a digeridoo echoing around the corridor.

[Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar]

Every interview with Javid or Sunak should open with this question: "if you've just realised Boris Johnson is unfit to be Prime Minister, clearly you're either a cunt, a moron or both. Which is it?"

[Jake Heath @J8HKE]

@TheJoeBezzaMMA @TheNotoriousMMA Followed 💪🏻

[Jake Heath @J8HKE]

@AmploMatt Feel the rhythm...

[Jake Heath @J8HKE]

This gives me a great idea for a film..

[Team Jamaica @TeamJA876]

BREAKING:

JAMAICA, WE HAVE A BOBSLED TEAM HEADING TO BEIJING! 📣

It will be fire on ice as #TeamJamaica 🇯🇲 secured their spot at the 2022 Beijing #WinterOlympics. This will be the 1st time JAM has qualified in 3 Olympic bobsled events: four-man, two-man and women’s monobob

[Jake Heath @J8HKE]

@Joanna_Barnes It most definitely is!

[Jake Heath @J8HKE]

@Jates92 @FootyAccums 🤣🤣

[Jake Heath @J8HKE]

@holly_mell Last day of sober October and it's not bothered me in the slightest 😅🤷🏻‍♂️

[Chwis @ChwisSweed]

Even the disabled section of the ground have walked out.

Remarkable scenes.

#MUNLIV

[Jake Heath @J8HKE]

@OctopusEnergy Thank you!

[Jake Heath @J8HKE]

@OctopusEnergy can you look into when I might be having a smart meter installed? I requested beginning of the year and emailed last week and still haven't heard anything back?