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Mum, fool, doctor. Living life to the full with IBD on intravenous nutrition.

[J9 @J9JSM]

@ukboomers I think maybe just hide it with some new pipe coverings. Then evict the measly peasants and the new tenants will have no idea.

[J9 @J9JSM]

@Leicnut Congrats. Thank you for everything and I hope you behave disgracefully during your retirement!

[J9 @J9JSM]

@DoctorAngry I would be interested to see how the checked your inhaler technique and peak flow….

[J9 @J9JSM]

@medicalmodelbri They don’t want people to fill that in do they?! Almost unintelligible unless you have a year to keep referring back to the draft, and have legal qualifications .

[ThesalariedGP @zaynhasn]

GPs not too long ago decided to only do what they contractually obligated to do. NHS england quickly determined we possibly give them a cool £570 million in 4 monthly freebies.

[J9 @J9JSM]

@drkeithsiau My daughter had this aged two, no known trigger. Awful period of our lives. Now an adult, happy and healthy.

[J9 @J9JSM]

@RobLaurensonD4P Not as bad as filling in some screw holes. Takes a tiny bit of pollyfilla and 30 seconds!! £150! Wow

[J9 @J9JSM]

@drkeithsiau Gaviscon advance is the best out of that choice. (I have pretty much tried them all).
Always liquid. Tabs are pants 🩲

[J9 @J9JSM]

@Leicnut Is that in case you sneeze and it’s so forceful it blows the coffee filled receptacle toward the patient, causing 5th degree burns?
Quite right….🙄

[J9 @J9JSM]

@DrHFRyan Do an audit for how often you take blood and how many attempts? Just keep a spreadsheet on computer until you get 20 entries??
Maybe a small patient questionnaire every now and then.

[J9 @J9JSM]

@Mollylou1988 @JennyB311 Wouldn’t make her have seizures though.

[J9 @J9JSM]

@DrGailBusby @BBCBreaking @BBCWomansHour @loosewomen @BBCNews @ITV @GranadaReports @Channel4News Should be the same for IUD. I will never unsee my early 20’s daughter in such pain having one inserted through a very tight os. It took 3 people to get it in. No analgesia first two attempts then a vague attempt of local for third but no time given for it to actually work.

[J9 @J9JSM]

@DrEilidhMaria To go up kerbs not ho up cars!! I need edit!

[J9 @J9JSM]

@DrEilidhMaria I’ve blue light trained and you are specifically taught not to pester cars to ho up cars or go though red lights. And to turn sirens off so as not to make people feel they should. There are rules for blue light drivers which are often not adhered to.

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@HeldinEU @Marytait6 What a beautiful hamster you have!

[J9 @J9JSM]

@rahttled_doc Also got an eye spy book. They LoVED those on long journeys.

[J9 @J9JSM]

@rahttled_doc We used to wrap little treats/things to do and then unwrap one every couple of hours. We had card games (simple for little ones), mini building kits, pencils, sweets etc etc. made journeys more exciting. Also downloaded a load of films and had overhead earphones for them.

[J9 @J9JSM]

@DrSdeG Everyone having to go into more debt and face economic uncertainty because of vainglorious MEN around the world.
Though of course the worst thing is the poor souls and their families being murdered.