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taiwan No. 1 eye roll too real twitter vibes (永遠厚臉皮 😌)

[欠揍 @JADED_A_HOLE]

“Wow dang is my heart not in it or what?”

[oculs @Oculs_]

DM for addy

NO feds NO snitches

[欠揍 @JADED_A_HOLE]

“Too much jumping and stabilizing my big ass god damn head”

[欠揍 @JADED_A_HOLE]

where is my quotes thread

[欠揍 @JADED_A_HOLE]

“There’s a cat on a caddy”

[suz @caffuneii]

i think a majority of people on twt forget that people CAN change 😭 like i dont see the point in dragging someone for their past actions when their current actions clearly show they aren't like that anymore???

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

from 1 fries tall to more than 2 burgers

[????? @_IAmGOAT]

no one is coming to save you but there are probably people coming to help you and that rocks. embrace it

[MISS VIRGO @varruechexo]

LMAOOOOOOOO aniya so funny for this shit dawg

[Michae| @Plz_Relax_]

you wanna talk about fighting fascism but no one wants to cook, clean, learn first aid, do repairs, practice community defense and discipline, study... you'll die alone of starvation and disease before you ever fight a fascist.

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

Olivia is really undermining the belief that celebrities aren’t able to meaningfully effect change by being public about their beliefs. Sorry the rest of them don’t have any excuse now!

[Emre @olurunbu]

harbi abartmıyorum 2 dakika yaptım boynumdaki ve sırtımdaki tüm kemikler sırayla çatır çatır dizildi dimdik geziniyorum evde

[farbood @farbood]

the simplest, most direct and honest explanation of jazz

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Is it just me or anyone else noticed social and spatial awareness completely vanishing? People freezing in doorways, hogging the entire sidewalk, planted in front of exits, blocking whole aisles, stopping at the top of escalators… Get out of the way. Other people exist here too.

[欠揍 @JADED_A_HOLE]

Beautiful

[sergi @sergiart5_]

self-aware
oil on paper

[NOTYOURDOLLY @dollycuteass]

I don’t throw rocks and hide my hand, bitch I throw the whole damn brick and wave with the same hand. 😂

People love to weaponize your strongest personality traits against you when they realize they can’t control you. My confidence becomes “arrogance,” my boundaries become “attitude,” and my honesty becomes “being difficult.” Bitch, maybe you just don’t like somebody you can’t manipulate. 😭

[欠揍 @JADED_A_HOLE]

Goal

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

We aren’t rich, but we’ve grown accustomed to keeping a block of Parmesan cheese in the fridge to grate onto our meals, so I kind of understand what it feels like to be rich if that makes sense.

[Dee @bimbohypno]

crazy how much everyone just accepts everything being a hustle or a scam now lmao. like any time anyone gets screwed booking a hotel or a flight it’s just “well did you book directly with the airline? the hotel? it’s your fault otherwise” like everything being a scam is normal

[Erich @platypusjones]

My pet peeve is the fact that our entirely computerized banking system still pretends that it can't process deposits on a weekend or holiday.

[حنان • i love my gf @butchguru]

I think “if you like this media why do you spend time critiquing it” is one of the most disingenuous and anti intellectual arguments ever

[LANDO M.Ed @LandoSoReal]

You have to be directly aggressive with passive aggressive people. Because they be thinking they slick

[ViyaGyudon 🇵🇭✨ @FeedMe_Katsudon]

People are too obsessed with fighting over morality on things that are pretty much grey areas, acting as if things are black and white. People are obsessed with cancellation, acting holier than thou, never giving room for someone to explain themselves.