Stephen Colbert got his band to play licensed music during his final show so CBS would be sued for using the music illegally.
“Oh no! I hope this doesn't cost CBS any money!”
Mayor Zohran Mamdani mocks Ronald Reagan’s infamous quote.
“I can think of nine words more terrifying than ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help…’”
“I worked all day and can’t feed my family.”
This nigga jerry springer be like " so u sucked 4 dicks, had 2 trains ran on u, licked ass backwards in the club bathroom, and your boyfriend had no idea? ?... well now he does cuz we have him back stage, “ROGER COME ON OUT”🤣😭🤣