Justin Smith

I tweet too much about this & that. Mostly use this space for political venting. This is Twitter. Don’t take it too seriously. #WeAreUD #CanIGetAWhatWhat

[Justin Smith @JASmith0099]

@VivekGRamaswamy Hope all the police officers enjoy their giant pay cuts if Vivek wins…

[Justin Smith @JASmith0099]

@lastchalice @DiscussingFilm @theshadfather87 Same here!

[Justin Smith @JASmith0099]

@Variety It’s only a culture war for the chuds and incels.

[Justin Smith @JASmith0099]

@Byanu One actor is playing Achilles and one is not. You are both an idiot and an asshole.

[Riot Fest @RiotFest]

Hey Chicago, we just received a personal video message from @WilliamShatner. His rider… is a lot. But we’re committed to showing him what he means to us and we’re going to need your help. We don’t want years of letter-writing to go to waste. Anybody willing to lend a hand?

[Justin Smith @JASmith0099]

@catturd2 You can watch online with the other incels and assholes.

[Justin Smith @JASmith0099]

@Hillybilly5759 @RachelCoyleOhio I hope this a bot account because no one should be this fucking stupid.

[Justin Smith @JASmith0099]

@dotsonc I’m partial to Interstellar and The Prestige but not going to argue.

[Justin Smith @JASmith0099]

@JimHansonDC

[Justin Smith @JASmith0099]

@RepAbeHamadeh I’m going to agree with you here. My main issue is that he, much like the president, is a corrupt asshole.

[Justin Smith @JASmith0099]

@CBSNews @CBSEveningNews Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[Justin Smith @JASmith0099]

This just gives you the regular runs, not the lettuce super runs.

[Tucker Martin @jtuckermartin]

This is 100% the safest thing you can eat right now

[aaron del wray @trashandexcuses]

i’ve been quoting this for the past month and it’s finally culturally relevant

[Justin Smith @JASmith0099]

@RachelCoyleOhio It never ceases to amaze me how bad the Democrats are at politics.

[Justin Smith @JASmith0099]

@jondelarroz

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

MAGA:

2016 was fair! (Obama was President)

2020 was rigged! (Trump was President)

2024 was fair! (Biden was President)

They’re going to rig 2026! (Trump is President)

Why is Donald Trump so fucking bad at securing elections according to MAGA?

[Justin Smith @JASmith0099]

@Bepboprobot @GermainLussier

[Justin Smith @JASmith0099]

@dotsonc Sadly, he made the right decision.

[Justin Smith @JASmith0099]

@swen_ryan @firstshowing Is this a movie review or did someone throw a thesaurus into a wood chipper?