Barry Fluffman

I got so much to say to you!

[Barry Fluffman @JAWS_4]

And if you're lucky enough to have a pringle sitting around, you can work out the meaning of life.

[NPR @NPR]

From our archive: With the help of a ruler and a microwave, you can use leftover Peeps to calculate one of the constants of the universe — the speed of light. https://t.co/gqQ02o3UdC

[Barry Fluffman @JAWS_4]

@realDonaldTrump Just tell me where the eggs are dumb ass!

[Barry Fluffman @JAWS_4]

Woa! Accurate!

[South Florida Sun Sentinel @SunSentinel]

Daily Horoscope: The probing Scorpio Moon makes supportive sextiles to both forthright Jupiter and therapeutic Pluto today. Read more: https://t.co/4cGuwFQatn

[Barry Fluffman @JAWS_4]

@Weekenddandy soon.

[Barry Fluffman @JAWS_4]

@timheidecker Happy Easter
https://t.co/WM8Re0lEhe

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If I had known all country songs were about tigers I would have gotten into it sooner!

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Simply beautiful. Lizard stunned me and my quarantined neighbors with this performance from fence.

[Barry Fluffman @JAWS_4]

No it's not. https://t.co/6aNgNVWUZU

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

TODAY IS A NATIONAL DAY OF PRAYER. GOD BLESS EVERYONE!

[Barry Fluffman @JAWS_4]

Sugar soup

[Barry Fluffman @JAWS_4]

Now create a feature that would allow Netflix to watch the movies for me.

[Netflix @netflix]

Some people find this feature helpful. Others not so much.

We’ve heard the feedback loud and clear — members can now control whether or not they see autoplay previews on Netflix. Here's how: https://t.co/6V2TjEW6HD https://t.co/zbz4E8fVab

[Barry Fluffman @JAWS_4]

God created Adam and Eve, not Adams` family and Eve.
#knockfirst

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Munster energy drink

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@DoctorRagnarok Star Wars in space

[Barry Fluffman @JAWS_4]

The only good thing about this time of year: more shirt more service.

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@news4buffalo Bills. Playoffs.

[Barry Fluffman @JAWS_4]

I use my body for entertainment when I try and see how much Arby's I can fit into it. Therefore, I am now an athlete.

[NPR @NPR]

"Think of what a stripper does: They're using their bodies for entertainment. It's exactly what an athlete does. But we more harshly judge one and shame one than the other," Constance Wu tells NPR. https://t.co/oSofx7VbEM

[Barry Fluffman @JAWS_4]

@MurderousDave That slab of human ham probably had the time of his life in there. He got to sit on the internet and eat shitty nachos for dinner- not much different from his life as a free man.

[Barry Fluffman @JAWS_4]

Just take off the stupid hat!

[NPR @NPR]

Pope Francis was rescued by firefighters after being trapped in an elevator for 25 minutes on Sunday, just before his weekly address in Vatican City. https://t.co/nK5eqiDK0Z

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@SunSentinel Grab a crazy straw!