Jason

[Jason @JAYgerbombs]

@HamiltonMusical Didn't throw away my shot! #shesaidyes

[Jason @JAYgerbombs]

My wife and I play this fun game where every week we each come up with baby names and then veto each other’s picks until our lists are down to zero.

[Jason @JAYgerbombs]

@lacroixwater Thanks, just submitted the form.

[Jason @JAYgerbombs]

How come every time I buy @lacroixwater I get cans like this?

[Jason @JAYgerbombs]

“No sticking crayons in the outlets” is not something I thought I’d have to say to a one year old

[Jason @JAYgerbombs]

@itscaptainMORG Did that on Friday. It was fantastic.

[Jason @JAYgerbombs]

@itscaptainMORG Def don’t watch it. I don’t need that in my life haha

[FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud]

I heard twitter is now down to a single employee on a bus who has to keep it travelling at over 50 miles per hour or the site will implode.

[derek @derpo377]

hearing that Elon Musk just reduced Twitter’s staff to a single employee living in an underground station who has to push a button every 108 minutes to prevent the entire site from exploding

[Trey @treydayway]

Christmas in America

[Jason @JAYgerbombs]

@colleenfleisner We need to replace the kitchen sink

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

My wife has this cute way of saying I need to do something by saying we need to do something.

[Jason @JAYgerbombs]

@colleenfleisner

[Jason @JAYgerbombs]

@itscaptainMORG Peanut butter and marshmallow fluff sandwich. Crust cut off.

[Jason @JAYgerbombs]

@e_shoob I started two days aga and I’m on Ep. 5. I can’t stop

[Jason @JAYgerbombs]

@Aluckasevic This tweet. I felt it.

[Jason @JAYgerbombs]

@LL_CoolSway I swear if you’re rooting for USC in head to head games…

[Jon Wilner @wilnerhotline]

Source: USC and UCLA are planning to leave for the Big Ten as early as 2024. Move *has not been finalized* at the highest levels of power.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

I don't know who the guy is but I like him.

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

All I’m saying is, no word’s meaning changes more as you age than the word party.