Morg

~think lovely thoughts~

[Morg @itscaptainMORG]

My mom is the only one who likes my tweets

[Morg @itscaptainMORG]

I know my neighbors hate me see me coming on a Saturday morning

[Morg @itscaptainMORG]

Respectfully, get bent

[Morg @itscaptainMORG]

Half of my days at work are just waiting for my fucking computer to loadddddd

[Morg @itscaptainMORG]

Jeff Goldblum in Independence Day 👀

[Morg @itscaptainMORG]

New hair is giving Lord Farquaad

[Morg @itscaptainMORG]

I love carbs

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i've tasted being employed & i've tasted being unemployed. i recommend not being born.

[Morg @itscaptainMORG]

Watching YouTube music videos all night if anyone cares

[✨ just jack ✨ @luxurytrash_]

Ashlee Simpson was right; on Tuesday, I am fading.

[Morg @itscaptainMORG]

I’m convinced with enough wine, I could do Sabrina’s Juno dance

[Morg @itscaptainMORG]

Can someone Zelle me money (it’s for tattoos I promise)

[Morg @itscaptainMORG]

My dental hygienist said I’ve been a good girl

[Morg @itscaptainMORG]

Nothing hits quite like that first sip of iced coffee

[Morg @itscaptainMORG]

It’s Friday morning, if I receive one email I’M OUT

[Morg @itscaptainMORG]

Teen Wolf is my favorite show

[Morg @itscaptainMORG]

Ethan buy me ice cream

[Morg @itscaptainMORG]

Just showered now I’m exhausted

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

how it feels to be a beautiful woman forced to work on a monday

[Natasha Rothwell @natasharothwell]

.@realDonaldTrump you are trash.

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey boss can i head out early i wanna go home to do some arts and crafts