J Alan Davidson

I'm an actor. I go on adventures.

[J Alan Davidson @JAlanDavidson]

@LegalEagle were you a Larkinor Player???

[J Alan Davidson @JAlanDavidson]

@PhillyD That's literally just an AE plugin

[J Alan Davidson @JAlanDavidson]

Mental state: I broke down crying because the stray cat we've been feeding didn't jump in the nice box bed I made for her.
My defense is that I was drunk.

[J Alan Davidson @JAlanDavidson]

If you ever feel dumb, just remember that my crush once asked me Netflix and chill, and I thought we were actually supposed to watch the movie.

[J Alan Davidson @JAlanDavidson]

@chipfranklin It's called foreshadowing, duh

[J Alan Davidson @JAlanDavidson]

If you think getting shitfaced in bass boat while shooting off fireworks and running from the cops is disrespecting the memory of soldiers, you've clearly never met a grunt.

[Covid Radicals 🇺🇦 @CovidRadicals]

Now this is a Freedom Convoy

[J Alan Davidson @JAlanDavidson]

I definitely hope the walking scrotum sack who doesn't understand separation of church and state will be a fair judge in the Rittenhouse trial... but I doubt it.

[J Alan Davidson @JAlanDavidson]

Lord have mercy, @GraphicAudio needs proofreaders. So, so many verb tense issues.

[J Alan Davidson @JAlanDavidson]

If you know your Bacon number and she doesn't... she's too young.

[J Alan Davidson @JAlanDavidson]

I can't be the only person who finds the Trump cards weird.

[J Alan Davidson @JAlanDavidson]

I don't know why everyone is surprised by the claims that Biden will take your guns and bibles. This kind of paranoia has been normal in conservative circles for decades. The Turner Diaries was published in 1978.
This isn't new. It's just in power now.

[J Alan Davidson @JAlanDavidson]

@SenatorLankford If you're going to be my representative, I expect you to at least know the basics of the law. It's a low bar, dude.
#Benandjerrys

[J Alan Davidson @JAlanDavidson]

As a homeschooler, I was not prepared for how triggering "Accepted" was going to be.

[J Alan Davidson @JAlanDavidson]

@ExtendedStay I'd like to know when it became acceptable for two of your employees to bang on my door an hour and a half before checkout, looking like the goon squad, and "asking" if I'm checking out today.

[J Alan Davidson @JAlanDavidson]

1. The NSA is probably *not* actively targeting Tucker Carlson, and is almost certainly not trying to get him thrown off the air.

2. Did the agency who got caught spying on everyone and their grandma really say they don't monitor US citizens??? Come on now...

[NSA/CSS @NSAGov]

A statement from NSA regarding recent allegations:

[J Alan Davidson @JAlanDavidson]

I swear to every god, if I catch you saying "We'll just fix it in post." I will break your face with my keyboard.

[J Alan Davidson @JAlanDavidson]

@wendyweb47 Way to tell on yourself, bro.

[J Alan Davidson @JAlanDavidson]

Every time I comment on film groups someone replies with "Well akshually..."

Mother fuckers, I do this for a living!