Jon Albert

Am I really just a narcissist? Cause I wake up to a bowl of lobster bisque?

[Jon Albert @JAlbert128]

week 1 at new job: i'll just listen to kendrick on low volume, i don't want to disturb anyone
week 5:

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@nba_paint @Yahoo Celtics’ Pritchard/Hauser/Kornet = Tres Leches #Yahooanswers

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@doug_kth ha! boston-based except for the pats (yuck), also cats of course ✌️

[Jon Albert @JAlbert128]

@doug_kth @dustingm all my teams win except for the vikings, it keeps me humble

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@JAXismyname

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@ayopez the roaring 2020s didn’t even make it three months

[Jon Albert @JAlbert128]

chelsea preparing for the january transfer window @JAXismyname

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@douglas_keith holy shirtballs

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@douglas_keith @jlim04 usually we're the ones firing coaches way too early

[Jon Albert @JAlbert128]

@jlim04 @douglas_keith yikes

[Jon Albert @JAlbert128]

@douglas_keith i know exactly where you’re coming from, but he haaaaas been a fan since before pulisic joined up

[Jon Albert @JAlbert128]

@JAXismyname i heard boffa is beautiful that time of the year

[Jon Albert @JAlbert128]

@JakeGofman hAs ThIs EvEr HaPpEnEd To YoU

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@douglas_keith preparing for his @ChelseaFC season!

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run it back for 2019 @Epaschall4

[Jon Albert @JAlbert128]

dear @celtics consider this a legal contract that i will buy one of your jerseys if you draft a @NovaMBB player tonight

[Jon Albert @JAlbert128]

@douglas_keith my projected chelsea summer:
buy: .....
*transfer window SLAMS shut*

[Jon Albert @JAlbert128]

@JAXismyname pierce > kobe

[Chelsea FC USA @ChelseaFCinUSA]

😉🤞

[Jon Albert @JAlbert128]

@douglas_keith @hardROClife knew this was fake the moment I saw it smh

[Jon Albert @JAlbert128]

jay wright not taking the sixers job got me like

[Jon Albert @JAlbert128]

@douglas_keith @Imaginedragons @ChampionsLeague @pepsi i’m concerned you think i’m a patriots fan