Jake's Takes

I essentially just retweet people smarter and funnier than me.

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@Crazycars811 @JaydonShawwx What a terrible take.

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@nathanmarzion People forget how bad they were last year even with Giannis.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

12 up
12 down
11 Strikeouts

You might wanna be tuning in to Jacob Misiorowski today

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@jeffwagnerradio I disagree. While I wouldn’t blow up the farm system, at some point you go all in to get your team’s first ever WS. This feels like one of those occasions

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@OppPackGiannis lol so true

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@nathanmarzion Almost like rebuilds don’t happen in a single offseason.

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@CyrtHogg But let’s hear again about all those wins he has!

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@bcash181 The white slayed me

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@nathanmarzion Herro is a legit Buck now! Love this

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Billy this is Aaron Ashby. If you use him while you’re tied or losing he will pitch like prime Mariano Rivera and inspire the offense to score so he can win. His only defect is if you use him while you’re winning he will stop at absolutely nothing to blow the game

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@BartWinklerShow NBA has its draft lottery conspiracy theories but this is an unexpected new level of sports corruption. Dangerous precedent to set

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@WaukeshaAlerts Waukesha here. Nothing ever hits us. But we will watch in wonder as the radar moves just north or south of us.

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@nathanmarzion Pretty spot on

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@MkeMetroWx A watch for what exactly? There’s nothing coming

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@nathanmarzion For a guy with his undeniable talent, he makes an unusually high amount of highlight reel mistakes as well.

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BREAKING: 2027 4⭐️ Kager Knueppel has committed to Duke!

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@SamKuffelWx Any other terrible news, Sam?

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Thank you, Giannis. We will never forget you in MKE.

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@mikewickett If we can also flip Herro because he’s the most overrated player in today’s NBA, count me in

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@SamKuffelWx Lol this guy gets wins consistently by pitching poorly. It’s actually quite astonishing