Angel Megatron

THE JOHN BROWN BRIGADE (JBB) #KANSAS WARNING TO SLAVERS: We don't take kindly to your types around here. You can take your Confederate flags & you can git out.

[Angel Megatron @JBB_KANSAS]

So yesterday I was drunk at the tailgate sitting in a chair next to some middle school kids playing beer pong. I started doing live play-by-play commentary of the game. Then I quickly found out the kids were gambling $20 a game on it. I now have hope for the future.

[Eric London @EricLondonSEP]

.@AOC encapsulates the @DemSocialists' pro-imperialist politics:

Fake tears while refusing to vote against funding funding the Israeli occupation of Palestine.

[FatBottomGirl @FatBottomGirl1]

@JBB_KANSAS I was in that church once. For a funeral.

[Angel Megatron @JBB_KANSAS]

@KBSmiles85 Nope. Damo.

[Angel Megatron @JBB_KANSAS]

Finding out the feud between different hippie jam band fans is hilarious. A Widespread Panic fan recently told me "String Cheese Incident fans are just a bunch of hoola hoopers. They're fake. A bunch of posers."

[Angel Megatron @JBB_KANSAS]

First ever Twitter selfie. What do y'all think?

[Angel Megatron @JBB_KANSAS]

K-State Indigenous Peoples Day October 11, 2021 9am to 4:30pm K-State Student Union - Take a stand against settler colonialism #KState #MHK #IndigenousPeoplesDay

[Angel Megatron @JBB_KANSAS]

Free Trolls movie night in the park? Sign me the fuck up!

[Angel Megatron @JBB_KANSAS]

The Church I grew up and found again 2 weeks ago. Notice someone left a dollar underneath WORLD for emphasis and no one has taken it.

[Angel Megatron @JBB_KANSAS]

And another thing. Fuck Farmhouse! #emaw

[Angel Megatron @JBB_KANSAS]

So I've drunkenly ended up becoming a party mentor for the local Alpha Gamme Rho fraternity even tho I pledged a blood oath to the Tau Kappa Epsilon chapter at the school up the road back in 2003. The youth need someone to guide them, man. All we are is dust in the wind, dude.

[Angel Megatron @JBB_KANSAS]

I'm like "Hey bros. I'm still a TKE for life, but I like your style man. I judge frats by the beer bottles and cans in the yard the day after the party. And you guys know how to party. All the trucks, the moped gang. Dope, man."

[FatBottomGirl @FatBottomGirl1]

😂

[Angel Megatron @JBB_KANSAS]

I'm living life like GTA without the guns. The park is always a safe place for a meeting.

[Angel Megatron @JBB_KANSAS]

A fucking crime. Fuck capitalism.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

A New York couple had good health insurance. But after their premature baby died in the hospital, a $257,000 bill showed up.

“For them, it’s just business, but for us it means constantly going through the trauma of reliving our daughter’s death.”
https://t.co/gL32RseRyM

[queeralamode @queeralamode]

The US bombed Syria yesterday…

[Angel Megatron @JBB_KANSAS]

The fucking fascists deserve to be put on trial. This is the Dems will never lead us to a just society.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Images and video of U.S. Border Patrol agents on horseback grabbing and chasing down Haitian migrants at the U.S.-Mexico border have prompted the Department of Homeland Security to launch an investigation into the matter, the agency said on Twitter. https://t.co/N0iR11ACiz

[Angel Megatron @JBB_KANSAS]

I may be way too stoked for my date on Saturday to talk about aliens with a girl I just met. But you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

[Angel Megatron @JBB_KANSAS]

I got a date with a single mom to talk about aliens on Saturday. Things can only get better.

[Angel Megatron @JBB_KANSAS]

Escape From L.A.

[Monica💚🍉Free Congo, Palestine & Sudan @BlakPantherBabe]

What sequel film was better than the first movie?

[Angel Megatron @JBB_KANSAS]

First tweet with the new screen name given to me by a man brought to tears by conversation last night. We hugged it out at the end and he looks at me and says "You're Angel Megatron." Best nickname I've ever had.