JBLHComms

Award-winning PR consultant & writer w/30 yrs exp & MS in EdTech; Viacom alum; frmr NYU PR instr; personal acct is @jocelynbrandeis (Tweets r my own; no lists)

[JBLHComms @JBLHComms]

I'm not a guy, & I have never been in a bar fight; but I'll kick ur ass verbally if u come at me, bro! And I'll laugh while doing it. My daddy taught me well.

Anytime some1 says, "B positive." My response is 2 turn it around: "I'm + it's not going to b XYZ."

Have a nice day. ;)

[JBLHComms @JBLHComms]

@AgathaChocolats On the 20th day of Xmas, my true love gave to me...

[JBLHComms @JBLHComms]

know you are calling for Jed Siegel. They handle all costs, and they’re very easy to communicate with.

My uncle would very much like a chance to stay in this world, making memories with his family and friends, and photographing beautiful sunsets.

Please pass this on.

Thanks.

[JBLHComms @JBLHComms]

Friends:

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[JBLHComms @JBLHComms]

He says it perfectly.

[✭ 🅑🅤🅑🅑🅐 ✭ @BubbatheOG]

He summed it up like few could. 🫡

[JBLHComms @JBLHComms]

Since this site has & will become a bigger hellhole, I'm moving over to BlueSky under the same moniker.

While I will keep my account here, I won't be posting as often.

[JBLHComms @JBLHComms]

Omg...lol...perfect!

[Tara Dublin aka Winona Spyder™️ @taradublinrocks]

omfg I’m so dead

“Donald Jehoshaphat Trump” & his gender-affirming care journey 💀🤣💀

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

I just got off a Zoom call with the Harris campaign, and I want to share this info with my followers:

We’re in a good position to win, but this election may not play out like recent ones have. Late polls will be all over the map. Votes will be counted slowly, and the lead in key states may fluctuate over the course of Tuesday night, Wednesday morning, and throughout the days to follow.

Please stay calm, confident, and focused on turning out the vote and winning this election.

[JBLHComms @JBLHComms]

@joncoopertweets @critiques4geeks

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Omg...lol...WTF?! Lies, lies, lies!!!

[Republican Accountability @AccountableGOP]

Trump: “I will shut down all entries through Kamala’s migrant phone app. She’s got a phone app. It’s meant for the cartel heads. The cartel heads call the app, and they tell them where to drop the illegal migrants… It’s not even believable.”

That’s because it’s not true.

[Sam Stein @samstein]

JD Vance acknowledges the cat and dog stories are urban legends and then rationalizes it (via CNN): “If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that's what I'm going to do."

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

this is real

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Remarkable confession by JD Vance this morning when he said he will “create stories” (that is, lie) to redirect the media.

All this to change the subject away from abortion rights, manufacturing jobs, taxation of the rich, and the other things clearly at stake in this election.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

They are looking for a way to stoke fear of Black Caribbean immigrants because Kamala Harris is herself of Jamaican descent. Watch for conspiracy theories about her family next.

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

Beyond the “my neighbor’s daughter’s friend saw it” sourcing that started this… there are 25x as many Haitians in Florida than in Springfield OH. If a weird crime happens in Florida, it makes news.

So where did “oh we all know they kidnap pets for their rituals” come from?

[Deb @DontCallMeDebby]

And this is your guy, huh? Thank you Seth Meyers

[JBLHComms @JBLHComms]

Oy

[Bloomberg Technology @technology]

Cox Communications will cut hundreds of workers as revenue in cable-TV and phone service declines https://t.co/UOUOMjgx0U

[JBLHComms @JBLHComms]

@elonmusk Ur gross & creepy.