• Jess •

@HaaveYouMetTim deals with my shit and still put a ring on it.

[Lord Tim Spaghetti @HaaveYouMetTim]

That's a doctor.

[• Jess • @JB_Falletti]

@HaaveYouMetTim 👴🏼

[Arieh Kovler @ariehkovler]

If a university student group had celebrated Charlie Kirk being killed, complete with a graphic made from an actual picture of the killing, the whole lot of them would have been expelled before the ink on the digital story was dry.

[Julian Nicholas @JNicholasNYC]

the fact that we’re watching american citizens getting shot and killed like game tape, as if the stakes were “did he keep both feet inbounds” shows how desensitized we’ve become to violence

[Governor JB Pritzker @GovPritzker]

Greg Bovino, Kristi Noem, and DHS need to answer for their unchecked attacks on Chicago residents.

ICE is an out-of-control danger to our peaceful communities.

The images from the Sun-Times today speak for themselves.

[• Jess • @JB_Falletti]

Wonder how many other people had this issue?

[• Jess • @JB_Falletti]

@AragonBallroom @StubHub Pretty disappointed that my purchased DOECHII ticket wasn’t accepted at the door due to not having the correct readers? And since we didn’t get into until after 9pm, we weren’t able to transfer to @Ticketmaster since the show had technically “started”

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

The Republicans' bottom line boils down to this:

They'll keep the federal government closed unless Democrats help Trump increase your health care premiums and kick millions off Medicaid.

It doesn't have to be like this, and it shouldn't.

[• Jess • @JB_Falletti]

@yosoymichael And then he had her hold his award while he spoke?! 😳

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

I’m sorry but a Yankee’s moment of silence for a right wing influencer is not appropriate. Neither is his body being flown on Air Force 2, flags at half-mast nor a presidential medal of freedom.

Debate me.

[• Jess • @JB_Falletti]

@kfc Actually….can you dip them in the chicken batter first?

[Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 @SaraForTexLege]

If you are 13 years old and raped by your uncle in Texas and become pregnant, you are forced to carry that child to term.

When I went to vote on the first day of early voting last year, the representative who currently holds this seat was at the polling place handing out cards.

When I took the opportunity to tell him how absolutely horrible that was, his response to me was “well we can’t allow exceptions for rape or incest because then everyone will just start claiming it’s rape or incest.”

So I’m taking his job.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

This aged well.

[Lord Tim Spaghetti @HaaveYouMetTim]

Mario Kart World needs to release this smooth jazz Mario Bros. Hits CD.

[Dr Ellie Murray, ScD @EpiEllie]

Some of y’all forget the reason we have food safety regulations is because companies used to do things like adding chalk to spoiled milk so it looked normal.

Regulations don’t exist because governments enjoy them. They exist because pure unadulterated capitalism would kill us.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Seems like a good day to remind everyone that Auschwitz — a complex of over 40 concentration and extermination camps — was not located in Nazi Germany either.

[Rep. Mark Pocan @RepMarkPocan]

Under Republicans’ SAVE Act, your driver’s license won’t be enough to vote.

You’ll need:

1. A passport, which more than half of Americans don’t have and costs at least $130
OR
2. A birth certificate with your current legal name, which nearly 70 million married women lack
OR
3. Military services papers (not a military ID alone) with sensitive info

I’ll be blunt. This is a modern-day Jim Crow bill that restricts access to the ballot box.

[Ryan Moulton @moultano]

People had several extra kids and then watched them die.

[Renee @PettyLupone]

Kendrick understood the mf assignment

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

The Trump administration is scrubbing the CDC’s website of documents on reproductive rights issues, sexual health, intimate partner violence, and more.

I'm trying to save them.

You can find the deleted docs at https://t.co/8XlteewbRp - I'll be adding more over the weekend.