Jake of All Trades

If you love yourself just know you'll never be alone.

[Georges St-Pierre @GeorgesStPierre]

Wrestling shaped history’s greatest minds. Plato. Socrates. Lincoln. When you step on the mat, you’re following those who built civilization. The struggle builds the soul.

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

This was spot on the best post of the day.

We have been separated so much by propaganda— once you see through it your life is forever changed.

Europe is a beautiful continent.
The United States is a beautiful country.

And we don’t want our politicians ruining it.

[Brandon Carney @BenchwarmerBran]

Vastly underestimating the amount of FIFA addicts who mained Ivory Coast

Shoutout Drogba

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Nick Freitas @NickJFreitas]

Not so fast…Democrats are still counting mail-in runs.

[Jason Howerton @jason_howerton]

It’s so unsettling to see a celebrity walking right past a shirtless drug addict on the street and it’s so normal, no one even notices.

I don’t know how people live in places like this.

[MLB @MLB]

Jac Caglianone goes yard for the second time tonight!

[Jake of All Trades @JBabb402]

@RoKhanna Make Election Day a federal (and more state) holiday. It gives working people time for in-person voting, grows the poll worker pool, and signals voting is a national priority. Bipartisan support exists and it complements your participation-maximizing goal.

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

That's what you Knicks fans get for hating on President Trump!🇺🇸🤣

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yes

[Jake of All Trades @JBabb402]

@HawkEmDownChris

[Brittany McKinney @bmac_22]

Bottom 7, 2 outs, down by 2…
Smiling walking to the plate. She knew.
Ice cold🧊 🧊 🧊

Pitchers worst nightmare to see that confidence stepping into the box.
Delivered. Incredible WCWS moment.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This is my fav Livy Dunne video I’ve ever seen. Forget her looks. That’s how girlfriends should root for their boyfriends.

[Kirk Herbstreit @KirkHerbstreit]

So true Kenny.

[Drew Banks @Drizzy_Dru29]

First class organization in everything but winning baseball games.

[Jake of All Trades @JBabb402]

🇺🇸🦅✝️

[Jake of All Trades @JBabb402]

@bryan_johnson @grok Why should we avoid long distance travel?

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Great to see America’s late-night TV hosts come together yesterday as a shining example of the DEI they love preaching about.

[Kyle Becker @kylenabecker]

BREAKING: Victor Wembayama has become the first immigrant to be ejected from Minnesota