Beem

Personal tracker. I don’t delete anything. All tickets saved.

[Aggie Sports 365 @365Aggie]

Can he play Saturday?

[Scott Kacsmar @ScottKacsmar]

When you go looking for running backs from the list of Gettysburg victims.

[Not YDG🦁 @notwhydeegee2]

This is what Triple A games used to feel like from 2000-2015. Big time. Thank you Rockstar for reminding these clowns.

[ItzLamarSZN @ItzLamarSZN]

Tyreek Hill:
2023 - Best WR
2026 - Free agent

Jaylen Waddle:
2023 - Top 10 WR
2026 - 38 yards per game

Mike McDaniel:
2023 - Best offensive mind in football
2026 - 0-5 OC

De’Von Achane:
2023 - 7.8 yards per rush
2026 - 3.7 yards per rush

They aren’t the same without him:

[Beem @JBeem_]

@JJosh379 @EchoTheMal @edgeAIapp Seriously I don’t have it on any of my streaming services

[Bizlet @bizlet7]

They had motherfucking Aryan Gigachad as the head honcho of Goldman Sachs in Japan.

[roza @ad_swiatek]

ostapenko withdrew from
doubles oh my god she is Serious about this

[Beem @JBeem_]

@RedB04231791 That’s just women’s shit. Just making a generalization because she’s a rare breed that has serve bot ability…her mentality is just so fkin bad on both sides of the ball

[Beem @JBeem_]

Alycia Parks if she had a return game and better mental

[Penkostan @ostaplosion]

three lesbians and a gay icon. tournament of the year.

[daniil medvapenko @mariahcandylamb]

ostapenko the moment she sees the opportunity to end iga

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

Liberals when Edison introduced incandescent light bulbs:

“Is this REALLY necessary?

We have candles.”

[Will @WillemDaFro]

An original score by Justice and the first track they show features Tame Impala, SZA and King Gizz???

Rockstar be like "here is 200 gorillion dollars, go crazy on the features frenchies"

[henry the vacuum @henry_sux]

legally in wisconsin it's okay for children to have a beer if the brewers are playing in the world series

[Lone @gaisericss]

God of war 2018 somehow beat out RDR2 at the game awards so frankly I don’t care if GTA6 sweeps the upcoming one, we call that reparations

[Beem @JBeem_]

Sigh. She’s always physically better but has no mental and can’t rally. So Parks 2.2x 1u. Screw it

[McIllece Sports @mcillecesports]

It's December 2005.

USC is undefeated. 12-0. Carroll. Leinart. Bush. Ranked #1.

Texas is undefeated. 12-0. Mack. Vince. Ranked #2.

No other team in the nation is undefeated.

Choose your own adventure...
a) USC v Texas in the Rose Bowl!
b) USC, Texas play 4-loss teams in a 24-team playoff bracket

[Beem @JBeem_]

Thought parks/vandromme started later, perfect buy low for parks smh. Too late. Would grab her if she goes 1.9x tho

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

What my wife sees coming into the garage at 3am begging me to stop drinking and listening to Steely Dan and come to bed

[Stephen Lloyd @apparentlysteve]

“Just left Culver’s. 17th time here in two days. Did you know you can deep fry cheese?”