Big Man

Ex Frat President | KenPom Truther | White Sox Stan | Jagermeister Enjoyer | Roth IRA Maxer

[Big Man @JBigDequav]

One unfortunate thing about being big man is that every time I drink I gain 8 pounds in water retention

I am so intelligent my body needs the water consumption of a large data center

[Big Man @JBigDequav]

Whores

[Big Man @JBigDequav]

If you’re an attractive woman I’m BEGGING you not to get a tattoo

[Big Man @JBigDequav]

Stopped taking women seriously and realized they are all mentally 13 years old

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

What improved your quality of life so much you wish you did it sooner?

[Big Man @JBigDequav]

Fucking Big Man was in the trenches today. But you cannot keep the goat down.

#slutsbejelly

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Chicks card declined in front of me

Sorry babe, Big Man isn’t paying

#SlutsBeJelly

[Big Man @JBigDequav]

These women have an attitude today!

[Big Man @JBigDequav]

Am I the only one who cannot stand Tyler Childers?

[Big Man @JBigDequav]

Why does every girl that flirt with me have a boyfriend they are willing to cheat on.

[Big Man @JBigDequav]

This bitch has taxpayer funded boobs

[Big Man @JBigDequav]

Blasting Gracie Abrams this morning,

Not even giving the day a chance

[Big Man @JBigDequav]

I’d rather be pulled over by a female cop than download Hinge

[Big Man @JBigDequav]

Damn these women have attitude today!

[Big Man @JBigDequav]

Thinking about talking to women again

#iMissTheRage

[Big Man @JBigDequav]

Yup,

Big Man still likes beer and cigarettes

[Big Man @JBigDequav]

Not drinking on a Friday

[Mike Johnson @BigMan200918]

#drinkingalone

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Big Man is a #sexhaver

[Big Man @JBigDequav]

Shh

The fireman coming