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[Super Fan🇮🇪 @McGregorRousey2]

Conor McGregor logging onto Twitter to see everybody agreeing with him on Dagestani fighters

[Mini Sonnen @mma_mami]

I don’t even care anymore. This idiot is growing on me🤣

[isma @Imai_mma]

Le pote de Merab c'est du serieux, il leurs a donné la guerre d'une vie à 1vs4 et en a meme down 2 ... SIGNEZ LE AU PLUS VITE !

[Patrick Heizer @PatrickHeizer]

"Do not bow down before anything that cannot give you life. And if you have ever fallen, get back up."

Truly the Pope for our times.

[7 @Perfekt_Shawn]

The biggest lie taught in Western literature is that Odysseus was a hero.

Imagine being a gentle giant who just wants to live off the grid, raise your sheep, and make artisanal cheese. Then an unemployed Greek veteran breaks into your cave, refuses to leave under the guise of ancient religious hospitality (Xenia), eats all your goat cheese, gets you blacked out on stolen wine, gouges your only eyeball out with a burning log, and steals your livestock.

In any modern jurisdiction, Polyphemus exercised Castle Doctrine on an armed home invader, but because Odysseus controlled the narrative, we spent 2,800 years calling it an epic poem

[GRITCULT @GRITCULT]

Dostoevsky called it in 1864. The cure hasn't changed. Stop thinking, start moving.

[HHH @emac2005]

If you take even one step outside of the scope of liberal-accepted activity irl, I can absolutely assure you that forces beyond your comprehension will spawn out of thin air to stop you with extreme prejudice

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

Alex Karp now says that Palantir is progressive, he’s always been a Democrat, Trump went too far on immigration and his primary commitment is to economic justice. LMAOOOOOO

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Chinese man reportedly spends 7 hrs & 38 mins washing his car at a self-service car wash, saying he found it so relaxing he lost track of time.

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

Gospel

[Brodigan @brodigan]

As a former young man, if I could give current young men one piece of advice, it would be to watch fewer podcasts.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Apples and trees. Apples and trees.

[FIGHTFLIX @Fightflix_]

Terence Crawford wasn't about to let a tough guy story slide without questioning it 💀

[🌬️ @cfc_dawit]

Every time Embiid touches the ball, a young boy from Cameroon puts down the basketball and picks up an AK-47

[Finance Historian @BoardLotSultan]

On 14 August 2024, Dr. Davis Musinguzi @Davisthedoc was handed a letter titled “TERMINATION OF CONTRACT.”

With the stroke of a pen, twelve years of sweat equity—from answering late-night telemedicine hotlines to building Uganda’s premier diagnostic laboratory and clinic network—were formally extinguished.

The public was told it was a triumphant pan-African merger between Kenya’s @MyDawaApp and Uganda’s Rocket Health.

Forensic due diligence, leaked balance sheets, and unsealed records reveal the truth: an asset extraction designed to rescue an insolvent corporate shell and bail out foreign private equity. 🧵1/

We spoke to Founder Davis Msinguzi to bring you the full investigation: https://t.co/YvHxFW9LtM

[Pineapple under the seaa @Nagginda3]

The new kampala scam is “wellness event”

[𝐌𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐨 😎 @Denoe_23]

They are sacking Michael Carrick in installments.

[` @literaturelisa]

Fyodor Dostoevsky once wrote,

“I want to talk about everything with at least one person the way I talk about things with myself.”

And I think I've been looking for that my whole life.

[Adonia Ayebare @adoniaayebare]

This is to thank the Friendly Government of United Arab Emirates for lifting Ebola related travel restrictions. I thank my Brother and Friend Sheikh Shakhboot Bin Nahyan Al Nahyan the Minister of State for Foreign Affairs in Charge of Africa for his leadership and assistance.

https://t.co/BXIvVXrpfa

[ℝ𝕖𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕟 𝕠𝕗 ℝ𝕠𝕞𝕖 @return_of_rome]

Nayib Bukele: “There is no State that cannot defeat criminals. If a State does not defeat criminality, it is because the State is complicit.” @nayibbukele