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#hungrybeast

[julian @juliancd38]

you wouldn't believe how many fireflies I saw this weekend

[マーシーの獲ったり狩ったり @masy034]

デカいオオサンショウウオがよちよち歩くだけの動画

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

The ocean floor is a deeply unserious place

[henr @hernyposting]

You can alr guess what this dude sent me

[JumBlawg @JBlawg]

@cummerbundsmglr You are a sexless chump. You don't know anything about him.

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

Using my street smarts to chop off my arm with a sword

[bara wojak @lsthief]

He was so full of life. It's good to remember him this way.

[son of nurhaci @aisingioron]

They're acting like I put the mold on him that's crazy

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”

Bank teller on floor: what?

“Heat rises!”

(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

[doctor worm @awaitingtrial]

Sliding this to 10 while my other trembling hand reaches for my service weapon

[KEN: REBIRTH @BACKWOODSUCKER0]

I RESTRICTED MY SON'S SCREEN TIME TO NOTHING BUT SNAPCHAT DISCOVER STORIES AND HE'S BEGUN TO KILL NEIGHBORHOOD CATS ON SIGHT LIKE A PITBULL

[Gay Incognito @stockpiledclay]

Just got kicked out of the art museum for, you guessed it, being white

[jos @josiahhughes]

just as i expected... another opportunity for a big blockbuster to speak truth to power, satirize capitalism, say, well, ~anything~

and they totally biffed it for cheap gags and shiny objects.

screw this.
and screw you.

[Mysterious Semblance At The Strand Of Nightmares @BigGulpAmerikan]

Far less jouissance. The drudgery of time has received its due.

[shadowbanned on strava ☘️🚴‍♂️ @onetruescotman]

Person who fantasizes about murdering anyone who cuts them off in traffic: “If I lived on the street every day I’d be very well behaved”

[RXKNephew @NEPHEWRXK]

Boutta goto a family event with a bomb nd poison nd try to kill everyone