Cummerbund Smuggler

Smuggler of cummerbunds and other such fine menswear

[Cummerbund Smuggler @cummerbundsmglr]

if any of you receive any un-toward or tawdry Direct Messages from the likes of this hooligan, i want you all to know THAT IS NOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cummerbund Smuggler @cummerbundsmglr]

handcarged…. just like Uncle Richard taught me

[Pipe Moretti @pipemoretti]

Working on the Earth Basilisk stem for a Super Magnum Bog Oak (Morta) Special TS

[Cummerbund Smuggler @cummerbundsmglr]

WOW ! A cherry Delicious… Pipe ! 😋

[HIGUMA Doe @Fahrenheit916]

食後のワンボウル
#パイプ #pipe #pipesmoking

[horse @horseimage]

ready to dive

[Cummerbund Smuggler @cummerbundsmglr]

@Lowkeyjohie Quite a Cultured ….taste 👅 … !

[Cummerbund Smuggler @cummerbundsmglr]

god i wish that where me

[BLADE-HATS @BLADEHATS1]

Bespoke Fedora Tony Waka signature in distressed 100X bone felt, I love measuring my customers' heads and recalling everything we discussed before making each hat.
#hatmaker #BLADEHATS1 #heavymetal #inspiration #custommade #artwork

[SLUG @generalslug]

i’ve come to own some of the worst pants of all time. they’re from banana republic and i bought them on sale. the fit is terrible and insane. i have illustrated the basic shape below

[Tod Ashby @TodAshby]

While everyone is getting ready to celebrate 250 Years of American Independence, I’m over here celebrating the 200th with a Ralph G. Eames "America 200th Anniversary" drum

[Cummerbund Smuggler @cummerbundsmglr]

when yuo dust off the ole cobb for a bit of #tuesdaycobbing ... but it's wednesday. 😬

[Elegy @sadguitarchords]

HAPPY TUESDAY COBBING YOU COB SMOKERS!

My life goal is to get a red one….they’re so fancy 🌹

[Bladeddagger Art Contest Ongoing! @Bladeddagger72]

@mesomesosan Monocles have always been super epic and moe, people were just scared to admit it!

[Cummerbund Smuggler @cummerbundsmglr]

lett this be a lesson to those unserious about MenSwear. it is WE whom why you are "in business." donot forget yeselves!

[Cummerbund Smuggler @cummerbundsmglr]

been on hold with the Wearhouse all day to determine if I can receive an extention for this bargain ~ will keep you all informed.

[Men's Wearhouse @menswearhouse]

Need new go-to dress shoes? 40% off Rockport Shoes - today only. #DailyDeals http://t.co/euxYwA8MLZ

[Cummerbund Smuggler @cummerbundsmglr]

they hung up on me. i am unfollowing now...

[lex (pinned!) ❦ @atropalex]

whenever i hear ‘horseradish’ this is what i see in my head

[Cummerbund Smuggler @cummerbundsmglr]

HE SHOULD HAVE "STAYED IN HIS LANE" !!!!!!!!!

[Nostalgia @nostalgiaa]

Kid Rock in his mid 1990’s look

[Cedric Luckey @OmegaOT]

Good morning

[Cummerbund Smuggler @cummerbundsmglr]

i know i' am a bit late to this topic, but i find this man to be abhourent

[HuffPost @HuffPost]

World-renowned poet and virtuoso Kid Rock is selling a shirt that labels all blue states as "Dumbf--kistan" 🙃 https://t.co/pj81JS3ea2

[wint @dril]

wearing a belt + big texas belt buckle as necklace?? why ahasnt anyone thought of this before. i must be the smartest man on earh

[Cummerbund Smuggler @cummerbundsmglr]

most intruiging. i shall hencefort employ “tongue manoeuvre”in all upcoming hat contest. victory by brim and tongue alike seems entirely proper.
a mans hat is the silent architect of his thought..and the tounge is its scandalous proclamation unto all who would hear it.

genius.

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

In 2011 A racehorse won a major race by sticking out its tongue at the finish line, and a high-speed camera showed it won by the tip of its tongue.

[Cummerbund Smuggler @cummerbundsmglr]

@TheRoseLalonde i do apprecaite the comparison to my “charm” however ….. … though i MUST inform you i am of quite normal stature when viewed through the correct telecope.

[Cummerbund Smuggler @cummerbundsmglr]

@TheRoseLalonde my dear friend i accept your apology though i must confess i am now MORE confused than before. you were speaking of the monoKUBS?? i had assumed we were discussing a single bear gentleman not an entire SMALL FAMILY of bear.