Quarantine Gold Medal Finalist

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[Quarantine Gold Medal Finalist @JBrandonUA]

@jlippincott @aurabogado You're thicker than pig shit.

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@elonmusk @stevenmackey Hope you meet many Mario Kart enthusiasts in the near future.

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@lancewallnau You’re just panicking because Trump is down to his last horcrux.

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@ESPNF1 Just keeping the seat warm for Danny at this point.

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@SenTuberville You voted against it you illiterate cousin-fucker.

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@ESPNF1 Another Max post, another comment section filled with delusional Hamilton fans.

[Quarantine Gold Medal Finalist @JBrandonUA]

@ProudPatriot247 @krassenstein Of course the MAGAT crowd carries water for the Russian government.

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@GovernorKayIvey More people moved to California than left over the last year. Alabama is a poverty riddled, uneducated backwater and you’re a joke of a governor. Why compare your shithole to states that aren’t dependent on federal welfare to exist?

[Quarantine Gold Medal Finalist @JBrandonUA]

@charles_gaba Jaws
There Will Be Blood
The Descent
Caddyshack

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@mkramer Ferrari F1's 2022 race strategy.

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@LefayMaureen @AudreLawdAMercy Yeah, it really grinds my gears when people online call me insane for my beliefs in astrology, phrenology, alchemy, phlogiston, the balance of the humors, and the luminiferous aether when really I'm just incredibly gullible and unintelligent. Now off to my weekly trepanning.

[Quarantine Gold Medal Finalist @JBrandonUA]

@fatnudes Finally can engage in auto-erotic asphyxiation with a safety first attitude.

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@AdamParkhomenko

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@emptywheel Do you think he'll apply the much vaunted & Cochran-esque Big Bowl of Spicy Chili defense?

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@Outofalltheuser

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@natesaundersF1 Why is Daniel oh-so deserving of so much? This sport is a "what have you done for me today?" environment and he has absolutely failed to deliver. Man makes over $25 million a year to be embarrassed every weekend. That money could be better spent.

[Quarantine Gold Medal Finalist @JBrandonUA]

@Ericsson_Marcus

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@OscarPiastri This is so chaotic it is borderline erotic. Day 3 of summer break has a lot to live up to.

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@MoonGuardian866 @AustinRiediger @clandersen @JoshuaPotash To be fair, if someone told me they wanted to pay a debt in Chik fil A sandwiches I’d at least hear them out.

[Quarantine Gold Medal Finalist @JBrandonUA]

@SpikeShroom @antifandrew @JoshuaPotash My pandemic side-hustle is flipping my volunteer chicken sandwiches in the parking lot of the Jack in the Box across the street.